08-17-2021, 08:10 PM
American Horror Story: 1984 - Review & Commentary
S9E1
0:15 so the fact that they call it "AHS" instead of actually saying "American Horror Story" just goes to prove they are way lost in their own universe at this point. Outta touch, outta time.
0:26 and this episode starts with some mega creepy lesbian crap, OF COURSE. Literally can't even get 1 minute into the show without having gayness shoved down our throats.
24:00 I think so far it's pretty decent. I haven't had much to say about it but that doesn't mean I haven't been enjoying it!
26:00 oh wow, this is interesting. I wouldn't have expected them to take this direction. It's actually pretty powerful.
30:00 lol that was pretty funny.
30:55 so is this a copycat killer, or did they just never have the right guy to begin with?
32:05 I really like how cheeseball the humor can be, it's campy.
33:55 aha, so he escaped. I thought of that too, but for some reason I didn't consider it the most likely possibility.
S9E2
0:34 dude this plot is exactly like Michael Myers. He escapes from the mental ward and returns back to where he slaughtered a bunch of people to slaughter more people. It's sorta lame, but also not the worst season of AHS. Lmfao.
4:32 "Mr. Jingles to you, bitch!!!"
9:22 Emma Roberts has definitely never played a more likable character on AHS, that's for sure.
12:00 LOL, oh SHIT! Didn't see that one coming!?!
18:50 well, this season is not great... but it is decent.
20:15 see, you can't just hit them once and then throw down the weapon and run away. These horror movie tropes are pretty obnoxious. Nobody ever thinks outside the box.
21:00 honestly, what the fuck is even going on in this show? So there are TWO killers?? Serial killers, no less?? That is ridiculous in and of itself. But then they're gonna throw in that shit about the hitchhiker and the killer knowing each other??? WTF is going on in this show??
22:10 and I thought I was confused before...
22:18 OHHHHH!!!!!! Ohohohohooohhhh, OKAAAAYYY!!!!! I GET IT!!!!!! Bwahahahaha, OMG. That's... brilliant. This is where they drew the line and made themselves different. I love it. Absolutely love it!!! He's a fucking ghost!!!
22:30 so this Night Stalker dude is gonna get his, not only from Mr. Jingles, but the hitchhiker too.
22:40 I'd be screaming like a little girl if I was this guy bahahaha!!! Dude oh my gosh... he looks totes freaked out. I really like what they did with this. They are basically saying his satanist (luciferian) crap caused him to be vulnerable to these attacks. It's actually the most honest this show has probably ever been, lmao!
24:50 they're super right, they DO need to go, and they really should all stick together. This shit is crazy!!!
25:10 dude, wasn't the Night Stalker a real serial killer?? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Ramirez AHS is totally obsessed with this guy, it's kind of obnoxious.
28:38 aha, head injury... https://www.sectual.com/thread-16305.html I'm glad they went this direction with things. It's an important topic to bring awareness to.
29:30 what is this lady's deal? She kinda scares me a little bit! I bet it's a huge plot twist and she's the real psycho!
31:08 I don't know what is going on here, but I'm kinda living for it.
34:42 "I saw you!" AHA, I KNEW IT!!!!!!!
35:50 you know, part of me thinks AHS ran with the trapped ghost narrative because it worked so well for them in the beginning, and they realized it's all they have going for them. Luckily, I think it's great, ghosts are cool, so I don't really get tired of it.
S9E3
15:00 HFCS lmfao... wow. I gotta hand it to them, this season is far more respectable than some past seasons have been.
15:38 he DIDN'T kill 'em!!! LOL!!!
18:43 OMG, wow, look how cute this chick's profile is.
Can I just definitively say, there is way too much going on in this season.
S9E4
0:56 I love her dancing outfit.
1:27 okay, she is my favorite character this season. Easy.
3:40 lol this is so warped. I'm glad they threw a plot twist in there though, I was starting to get disinterested.
9:35 lol they just need to let this poor guy die!
26:10 Montana is such a stripper name!
26:30 so it's murderous duo vs. murderous duo now is it??
S9E5
12:30 wow, so they're turning into ghosts one by one, lol! This is pretty good.
22:55 TV Guide, lmfaolololol.
26:20 this chick has an interesting story I guess.
37:45 I do love Montana's attitude.
S9E6
10:55 this is pretty damn funny.
24:00 aw, this is almost a nice love story!!!
29:10 I just realized this chick was the little girl from The Long Kiss Goodnight, her name is Yvonne Zima.
Gotta love the plot twists on this show sometimes though.
S9E7
No idea what happened in this episode, I started getting period cramps and was too busy writhing around in pain in my recliner to actually pay any attention, much less write.
S9E8
The last half of this episode is really excellent... there are some great moments. There are actually some morals worked in there too, which I appreciated.
This season is definitely not garbage, but I am glad there's only one episode to go.
It's an enjoyable season, not the best, not the worst. I'd call it worthy.
S9E9
17:15 this whole Billy Idol scene is probably the funniest moment in any episode of AHS ever.
I think the season finale was overly violent and kinda retarded. Still decent, it's an okay season. That's a lot more than I'd say for some other seasons, like the dismal shitshow that was Roanoke AKA the worst season ever.
I wouldn't call AHS: 1984 particularly good. It was better than some of the other seasons. It's certainly not one I'd recommend if you asked me which ones to watch, lmao.
Bottom line, Evan Peters stepped away from the series because he said it was basically killing his soul and making him feel evil... this finale episode ALONE contains every single gripe Evan Peters left over. The guy is right.
TL;DR
Not the best, not the worst... nothing to write home about.
Commentary: April 9-10, 2021
S9E1
0:15 so the fact that they call it "AHS" instead of actually saying "American Horror Story" just goes to prove they are way lost in their own universe at this point. Outta touch, outta time.
0:26 and this episode starts with some mega creepy lesbian crap, OF COURSE. Literally can't even get 1 minute into the show without having gayness shoved down our throats.
24:00 I think so far it's pretty decent. I haven't had much to say about it but that doesn't mean I haven't been enjoying it!
26:00 oh wow, this is interesting. I wouldn't have expected them to take this direction. It's actually pretty powerful.
30:00 lol that was pretty funny.
30:55 so is this a copycat killer, or did they just never have the right guy to begin with?
32:05 I really like how cheeseball the humor can be, it's campy.
33:55 aha, so he escaped. I thought of that too, but for some reason I didn't consider it the most likely possibility.
S9E2
0:34 dude this plot is exactly like Michael Myers. He escapes from the mental ward and returns back to where he slaughtered a bunch of people to slaughter more people. It's sorta lame, but also not the worst season of AHS. Lmfao.
4:32 "Mr. Jingles to you, bitch!!!"
9:22 Emma Roberts has definitely never played a more likable character on AHS, that's for sure.
12:00 LOL, oh SHIT! Didn't see that one coming!?!
18:50 well, this season is not great... but it is decent.
20:15 see, you can't just hit them once and then throw down the weapon and run away. These horror movie tropes are pretty obnoxious. Nobody ever thinks outside the box.
21:00 honestly, what the fuck is even going on in this show? So there are TWO killers?? Serial killers, no less?? That is ridiculous in and of itself. But then they're gonna throw in that shit about the hitchhiker and the killer knowing each other??? WTF is going on in this show??
22:10 and I thought I was confused before...
22:18 OHHHHH!!!!!! Ohohohohooohhhh, OKAAAAYYY!!!!! I GET IT!!!!!! Bwahahahaha, OMG. That's... brilliant. This is where they drew the line and made themselves different. I love it. Absolutely love it!!! He's a fucking ghost!!!
22:30 so this Night Stalker dude is gonna get his, not only from Mr. Jingles, but the hitchhiker too.
22:40 I'd be screaming like a little girl if I was this guy bahahaha!!! Dude oh my gosh... he looks totes freaked out. I really like what they did with this. They are basically saying his satanist (luciferian) crap caused him to be vulnerable to these attacks. It's actually the most honest this show has probably ever been, lmao!
24:50 they're super right, they DO need to go, and they really should all stick together. This shit is crazy!!!
25:10 dude, wasn't the Night Stalker a real serial killer?? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Ramirez AHS is totally obsessed with this guy, it's kind of obnoxious.
28:38 aha, head injury... https://www.sectual.com/thread-16305.html I'm glad they went this direction with things. It's an important topic to bring awareness to.
29:30 what is this lady's deal? She kinda scares me a little bit! I bet it's a huge plot twist and she's the real psycho!
31:08 I don't know what is going on here, but I'm kinda living for it.
34:42 "I saw you!" AHA, I KNEW IT!!!!!!!
35:50 you know, part of me thinks AHS ran with the trapped ghost narrative because it worked so well for them in the beginning, and they realized it's all they have going for them. Luckily, I think it's great, ghosts are cool, so I don't really get tired of it.
S9E3
15:00 HFCS lmfao... wow. I gotta hand it to them, this season is far more respectable than some past seasons have been.
15:38 he DIDN'T kill 'em!!! LOL!!!
18:43 OMG, wow, look how cute this chick's profile is.
Can I just definitively say, there is way too much going on in this season.
S9E4
0:56 I love her dancing outfit.
1:27 okay, she is my favorite character this season. Easy.
3:40 lol this is so warped. I'm glad they threw a plot twist in there though, I was starting to get disinterested.
9:35 lol they just need to let this poor guy die!
26:10 Montana is such a stripper name!
26:30 so it's murderous duo vs. murderous duo now is it??
S9E5
12:30 wow, so they're turning into ghosts one by one, lol! This is pretty good.
22:55 TV Guide, lmfaolololol.
26:20 this chick has an interesting story I guess.
37:45 I do love Montana's attitude.
S9E6
10:55 this is pretty damn funny.
24:00 aw, this is almost a nice love story!!!
29:10 I just realized this chick was the little girl from The Long Kiss Goodnight, her name is Yvonne Zima.
Gotta love the plot twists on this show sometimes though.
S9E7
No idea what happened in this episode, I started getting period cramps and was too busy writhing around in pain in my recliner to actually pay any attention, much less write.
S9E8
The last half of this episode is really excellent... there are some great moments. There are actually some morals worked in there too, which I appreciated.
This season is definitely not garbage, but I am glad there's only one episode to go.
It's an enjoyable season, not the best, not the worst. I'd call it worthy.
S9E9
17:15 this whole Billy Idol scene is probably the funniest moment in any episode of AHS ever.
I think the season finale was overly violent and kinda retarded. Still decent, it's an okay season. That's a lot more than I'd say for some other seasons, like the dismal shitshow that was Roanoke AKA the worst season ever.
I wouldn't call AHS: 1984 particularly good. It was better than some of the other seasons. It's certainly not one I'd recommend if you asked me which ones to watch, lmao.
Bottom line, Evan Peters stepped away from the series because he said it was basically killing his soul and making him feel evil... this finale episode ALONE contains every single gripe Evan Peters left over. The guy is right.
TL;DR
Not the best, not the worst... nothing to write home about.
Commentary: April 9-10, 2021
