08-30-2021, 12:24 PM
Neighbor dude was a douche though, he had it coming.
So I come back about an hour later to see if things have calmed down...
I'm in the driveway, my dad's friend comes up to the passenger window and I'm like, "Dude is that motherfucker gone yet?!"
He's like "Naaah, they're still in there, I think your dad's taken a liking to him!!!"
I'm like damn, well I ain't coming back inside until that motherfucker is gone. My dad's friend is like, "Yeah I don't really like the dude!" And I just look at him like, "I FUCKING GATHERED."
So dad's friend gets in the van, and we start driving down the coast again. I'm driving for like 20 minutes, and I'm like man this shit has gotta stop, we're gonna go back and you gotta get that fucking guy out of the house. We turn around and start heading back.
It's like 2AM, and we pass this bar...
There's a car with the headlights on, and there's this dude and this chick in front of the car. He's standing there leaning against the hood, his pants are around his ankles, and she's on her knees just going fucking ham, I guess she was getting paid or something.
They kinda stopped for a second looked all stunned and shit, but they were just trying to see if there were lights on top of our car (no police)... soon as they see we're just normal passerbys, she gets right back to slobbing that knob and the dude is just laughing.
Me and dad's friend get back to the house, neighbor guy is finally gone, and the sound of my dad heaving is just echoing through the halls.
(08-30-2021, 12:13 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: At this point I steal the family van and go for a midnight drive.
So I come back about an hour later to see if things have calmed down...
I'm in the driveway, my dad's friend comes up to the passenger window and I'm like, "Dude is that motherfucker gone yet?!"
He's like "Naaah, they're still in there, I think your dad's taken a liking to him!!!"
I'm like damn, well I ain't coming back inside until that motherfucker is gone. My dad's friend is like, "Yeah I don't really like the dude!" And I just look at him like, "I FUCKING GATHERED."
So dad's friend gets in the van, and we start driving down the coast again. I'm driving for like 20 minutes, and I'm like man this shit has gotta stop, we're gonna go back and you gotta get that fucking guy out of the house. We turn around and start heading back.
It's like 2AM, and we pass this bar...
There's a car with the headlights on, and there's this dude and this chick in front of the car. He's standing there leaning against the hood, his pants are around his ankles, and she's on her knees just going fucking ham, I guess she was getting paid or something.
They kinda stopped for a second looked all stunned and shit, but they were just trying to see if there were lights on top of our car (no police)... soon as they see we're just normal passerbys, she gets right back to slobbing that knob and the dude is just laughing.
Me and dad's friend get back to the house, neighbor guy is finally gone, and the sound of my dad heaving is just echoing through the halls.
