08-30-2021, 12:30 PM
(08-30-2021, 11:16 AM)Guest Wrote: Did you check her for STD's first?
where do you live, Baltimore?
(08-30-2021, 12:13 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: Panthers kinda reminds me of this neighbor dude who used to live down the road from me in Newfoundland...
Short version?!
So this guy comes over to hang out with my dad and his friend, and they start drinking copious amounts of alcohol.
One thing leads to another, and a few hours later, things have gotten pretty rowdy.
Holes are getting punched in the walls, the smell of vomit lingers in the air, the dudes are just yelling and laughing and making no linguistic sense anymore.
Eventually I'm like fuck this, I'm outta here...
I turn the corner in the hall and head for the door, and all I see is the neighbor guy on the ground in a chokehold with my dad's friend sitting on top of him and they're all laughing and struggling and shit.
At this point I steal the family van and go for a midnight drive.
Well the day after next, we're fuckin' leaving town and we see neighbor guy out by the docks while we're saying bye to some people. He comes over to us and he looks SCARED AS SHIT, he's all bruised up and he'd gotten strangled so hard that his voice was hoarse. My dad gave him some kinda fisherman suit gear because he felt bad for him.
And that was my summer vacation!
we call newfoundlanders, newfies.
they are a special bunch.
just like the incel from Baltimore.
i dont drink, havent for almost 6 years.
the neighbour got loser drunk last night,
not a fan.
now i am slowly disassociating myself..
but damn she is one finely built women.
