I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits...
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Ducky 
If they're not slimy, bulky, easy to pass, and come out at least once a day...

You ain't living right.

Listen...

Canned spinach has great flavor.

Beans are your friend.

WATER IS NECESSARY FOR YOUR LIFE.

If your turds are dry and it looks like a morbidly obese rabbit shat pebbles into your toilet...

Drink more and get your fiber.

Shitting a couple times per week isn't cute.

Straining? Not cool.

Pro Tip: Chug some water and do a set of jumping jacks before you go drop that steamy loaf of brown.

This has been a shit PSA.
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I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Mister Obvious - 09-09-2021, 10:50 PM
RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by ThE fEcKin EeJiT - 04-28-2022, 04:32 PM
RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by FungHasFullRetarded - 06-29-2023, 09:43 PM



















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