If they're not slimy, bulky, easy to pass, and come out at least once a day...
You ain't living right.
Listen...
Canned spinach has great flavor.
Beans are your friend.
WATER IS NECESSARY FOR YOUR LIFE.
If your turds are dry and it looks like a morbidly obese rabbit shat pebbles into your toilet...
Drink more and get your fiber.
Shitting a couple times per week isn't cute.
Straining? Not cool.
Pro Tip: Chug some water and do a set of jumping jacks before you go drop that steamy loaf of brown.
This has been a shit PSA.
You ain't living right.
Listen...
Canned spinach has great flavor.
Beans are your friend.
WATER IS NECESSARY FOR YOUR LIFE.
If your turds are dry and it looks like a morbidly obese rabbit shat pebbles into your toilet...
Drink more and get your fiber.
Shitting a couple times per week isn't cute.
Straining? Not cool.
Pro Tip: Chug some water and do a set of jumping jacks before you go drop that steamy loaf of brown.
This has been a shit PSA.