My Jack White Obsession

[Mister Obvious]

I have a bad feeling Jack White is gonna come out as GAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!

Or WORSE!!!

Lookit...

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music...ng-1243566

He's been behaving super weirdly for the past few years, dying his hair weird colors and shit...

A while back I saw he had this IG page where he shows off some of his art, and it's like the realest IG page dude has ever had...

And the art was WEIRD. It was like furniture and stuff but I just got HARDCORE gay vibes off the color and the photos and just the whole entire thing.

I just wanna say this as a McAfee-esque "I didn't kill myself" disclaimer...

I DO NOT THINK Jack White was always gay...

If he comes out gay (or worse) it's cuz they either confused him and MADE HIM GAY, or...

It's part of his Crossroads Agreement, much like the Wachowski Brothers of The Matrix fame.

I'm betting on the Crossroads Agreement angle...

But he's definitely gonna come out as gay or trans.

Here's the IG:

https://www.instagram.com/jackwhiteartanddesign