Paris Hilton: My Celeb Soulmate

[Mister Obvious]

Judging by the show/series Paris has been releasing about her wedding/honeymoon, my guess is that if she's gonna reproduce, she'll be making a massive series about that too.

I have watched basically none of her honeymoon series because I just never really wanted her to get married in the first place, so I don't even care...

And plus, Carter is just...

Too much. Seriously.

He's suffocating and it's awkward and just weird.

I dunno if their marriage is gonna last. I hope she protected her finances.

Anyway, I'll be even less interested in a series surrounding her pregnancy, if she's planning on one of those.

I wouldn't want Carter's kids, he's just freaking me out. I'd be getting a sperm donor if I was Paris.