The less I shower, the better I look! Anybody else noticed this in their own lives?

[Dark Dick]

I'm going to grow my hair until it's down to my ass crack...

I had a dream/vision where I saw myself with this hair.

It's going to be very annoying and will have to be tied up most of the time.

But when you see me comin' you're gonna cream your fucking man panties.

Tie your hair in a plait and wrap it around your neck to keep it out of the way.