The less I shower, the better I look! Anybody else noticed this in their own lives?

[Mister Obvious]

Okay, so here are the main tools that I see as being the level best for upkeep of the scalp and hair...

Head Massager:
https://www.amazon.com/Massagers-Asqraqo...B08NY5YJLN

Boar Bristle Brush:
https://www.amazon.com/Diane-Boar-Reinfo...B000ZN39TG

The process...

1. Scalp massage with fingertips.
2. Scalp massage with weird alien looking head massager.
3. Brush hair thoroughly with FIRM boar bristle brush.

There's also an additional tool I use, but I don't think it's necessary, it just feels good...

https://www.amazon.com/Shampoo-Massager-...B07NRYPX4Q

ALL of it feels good, I'm gonna be real with you.

If you wanna take it all a step further...

You can use a boar bristle BODY brush...

https://www.amazon.com/Exfoliating-Detac...B07KYWY16R

So the idea is that you can exfoliate your skin with dry brushing, and in the process it's stimulating your lymphatic system and your sebum production. Not to mention it also feels fucking great.

If you wanna step up the spread of natural skin protectant oils all over your body, you should run that boar bristle body brush over your scalp a few times before you take it to the rest of your body.

You're gonna be moaning in ecstasy.