04-30-2022, 12:07 AM
S1 E5 - "Obie Tater"
Well the name of this one is slightly perplexing, but let's see what it's about. If that's a name, they've got the baddest surname ever... I think I might adopt it. I always did love the sound of "Tater" as a name.
0:20 [banjo plays mellow theme] lol.
1:55 what're these, a couple of bad dudes? This nice feller shouldn't be fucked with.
4:00 oh these guys are going to hell for sure!!!
4:50 this Obie dude's pretty damn hot, TBH.
6:08 now... call me a perfectionist but these captions are anything but perfect and I really believe they should have done better. I'ma just say it. They're like incomplete in places, written with what seems like shorthand but it's really not shorthand, it just seems like they were trying to get through all 635 episodes as fast as they could. I think they should have kept it up to more rigorous standards, but it's not like most people watch things with the captions on just for the hell of it. Is it better than nothing? Fucking absolutely. Is it up to my standards? No. Am I turning them off? Man hell no.
6:15 it's not that you aren't smart, Obie, it's just that you're a good person.
8:00 ooo damn, lookit those fine ladies!!!
8:58 [romantic theme playing]
9:10 "She's only been banged by about 20 dudes so far!" lmfaolol, I had to. I had to.
10:05 lmfao I agree with Miss Kitty, this is hard to listen to.
11:10 awwwe, that is so sweet.
11:40 shit I think this Ella chick knows a good man when she sees one, I think she's legit smitten. She ain't been one of them thar bar broads for long enough to be world weary yet! She could still fall in love with a man!
12:10 look at those playing cards just laid out in front of Miss Kitty. God I'm so in love.
12:32 it seems like Matt suspects her of something. Maybe I was wrong about her. Man, she really had me!?
12:42 [upbeat western theme playing] lol I love that they stress the point that it's a WESTERN theme. At first it's like, yeah what other kind would it be? But when you remember that these are captions presumably for the hard of hearing or maybe even basically deaf, it makes sense. For any hearing impaired people who may have watched westerns when they were younger and could hear, that clarification evokes a strong sense of memory and conveys the atmosphere of the scene really well.
14:20 oh Lord, maybe he's right. Maybe she really is involved with those men.
15:08 ah man that'd be a tough pill to swallow, but you'd better bet he's right. Agh, I can't believe I didn't pick up on that. They had me fooled!!! What a great show!!!
15:15 damn, maybe he really is dumb though. I'm starting to think maybe so!!! They should probably just say fuck that guy.
16:58 oh man... it's clear at this point that she's totally evil. What a bummer. They've probably done already killed that poor old Tater!
18:05 so this prompts me to discuss that earlier today I got curious about what in the heck a marshal even is. So basically, a sheriff is a county based jurisdiction top dog lawman, and a marshal is a fed based top dog lawman who has unlimited jurisdiction nationwide.
20:25 see, he ain't dumb.
21:08 "NO!" Roflmfaololol, even this evil Ella bitch is protective over than fineass piece of Marshal manmeat.
23:00 she's definitely about to get pistol whipped.
24:18 DO WHAT!!?!?
24:36 I meeeean... whatever, at the end of the day it ain't nobody's fucking business if he's rich with gold anyways. That's his fucking private business and he didn't owe that info to anyone... he shouldn't feel bad about it.
https://imgur.com/a/g87lfFg
Lookit that fineass hunk of man.
Well the name of this one is slightly perplexing, but let's see what it's about. If that's a name, they've got the baddest surname ever... I think I might adopt it. I always did love the sound of "Tater" as a name.
0:20 [banjo plays mellow theme] lol.
1:55 what're these, a couple of bad dudes? This nice feller shouldn't be fucked with.
4:00 oh these guys are going to hell for sure!!!
4:50 this Obie dude's pretty damn hot, TBH.
6:08 now... call me a perfectionist but these captions are anything but perfect and I really believe they should have done better. I'ma just say it. They're like incomplete in places, written with what seems like shorthand but it's really not shorthand, it just seems like they were trying to get through all 635 episodes as fast as they could. I think they should have kept it up to more rigorous standards, but it's not like most people watch things with the captions on just for the hell of it. Is it better than nothing? Fucking absolutely. Is it up to my standards? No. Am I turning them off? Man hell no.
6:15 it's not that you aren't smart, Obie, it's just that you're a good person.
8:00 ooo damn, lookit those fine ladies!!!
8:58 [romantic theme playing]
9:10 "She's only been banged by about 20 dudes so far!" lmfaolol, I had to. I had to.
10:05 lmfao I agree with Miss Kitty, this is hard to listen to.
11:10 awwwe, that is so sweet.
11:40 shit I think this Ella chick knows a good man when she sees one, I think she's legit smitten. She ain't been one of them thar bar broads for long enough to be world weary yet! She could still fall in love with a man!
12:10 look at those playing cards just laid out in front of Miss Kitty. God I'm so in love.
12:32 it seems like Matt suspects her of something. Maybe I was wrong about her. Man, she really had me!?
12:42 [upbeat western theme playing] lol I love that they stress the point that it's a WESTERN theme. At first it's like, yeah what other kind would it be? But when you remember that these are captions presumably for the hard of hearing or maybe even basically deaf, it makes sense. For any hearing impaired people who may have watched westerns when they were younger and could hear, that clarification evokes a strong sense of memory and conveys the atmosphere of the scene really well.
14:20 oh Lord, maybe he's right. Maybe she really is involved with those men.
15:08 ah man that'd be a tough pill to swallow, but you'd better bet he's right. Agh, I can't believe I didn't pick up on that. They had me fooled!!! What a great show!!!
15:15 damn, maybe he really is dumb though. I'm starting to think maybe so!!! They should probably just say fuck that guy.
16:58 oh man... it's clear at this point that she's totally evil. What a bummer. They've probably done already killed that poor old Tater!
18:05 so this prompts me to discuss that earlier today I got curious about what in the heck a marshal even is. So basically, a sheriff is a county based jurisdiction top dog lawman, and a marshal is a fed based top dog lawman who has unlimited jurisdiction nationwide.
20:25 see, he ain't dumb.
21:08 "NO!" Roflmfaololol, even this evil Ella bitch is protective over than fineass piece of Marshal manmeat.
23:00 she's definitely about to get pistol whipped.
24:18 DO WHAT!!?!?
24:36 I meeeean... whatever, at the end of the day it ain't nobody's fucking business if he's rich with gold anyways. That's his fucking private business and he didn't owe that info to anyone... he shouldn't feel bad about it.
https://imgur.com/a/g87lfFg
Lookit that fineass hunk of man.
