05-01-2022, 04:03 AM
S1 E13 - "Reed Survives"
1:06 nighttime in Dodge City... it looks gorgeous.
1:16 Matt's playing a game of cards alone... man after my own heart.
1:56 wait a minute, who the fuck is THIS bitch?!?!?!?!?!?!!
2:32 what, does she have a history with Matt or something?? Has Matt been unfaithful to Kitty?!!?!?!?!?
2:45 "Matt, he's gonna kill me." And none of the female audience gives two shits!!!
4:00 "People just can't forget that I used to work in a dance hall." Rofl, well, not much has ever changed in this world.
5:00 oh man that's the fakest looking backdrop ever, lol!!! It's okay though.
5:40 "Man's brief joy is dearly bought." Guy's a damn poet, I reckon he uses his tongue purdier than a twenty dollar whore!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fxf5GDZ_o1w
9:30 oh it's all clear now, Mrs. Hunt's chasin' some hunky farmhand dick!
10:20 sounds to me like he's telling this young feller to... GET THE HELL OUTTA DODGE!?!?!?!?1 https://imgur.com/a/dr9pMUe
10:42 "A man would be crazy to pull out!" Lmfao, he'd be crazy not to with a bad blooded woman like that, muahahahaha!!!!!!!
10:46 lmao OMG Matt just said what I just got done saying, ROFLMFAOOOO!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP!!!!!! https://imgur.com/a/gWYw6Xe
11:20 oh man, she's gonna get this poor young feller killed.
11:45 dang, I think this crazy bitch WANTS him dead.
12:28 man this lady is creepy.
12:50 this old guy's drunker than hell, this is definitely not fair.
13:09 [heroic theme playing] LOL, I legitimately never saw that coming!!!
13:39 riding a horse looks like it'd hurt your balls pretty bad. Shouldn't men be the ones riding side saddle!?
13:55 [ominous theme swells] lol. And just LOOK at the devious satisfied grin on her face, this chick is GROSS! I really hope Marshal Dillon never put his dick in that!
15:42 well he could have at least nodded yes or something... poet til the end I guess. *facepalm*
16:20 and this wicked bitch is just sitting there laughing to the mail?!
18:46 what the honest frigg? This lady must just be straight up crazy... I can't believe she's still trying to make a move on the good marshal after what the hell she just did!?
18:52 "Get your damn dirty paws off me!" lol.
22:10 I think it's kinda funny how most people who die on the show are instantly killed with a single bullet haphazardly fired off into who knows where, but Matt Dillon gets shot twice in the very first episode and totally survives, lol.
24:14 bahahahaha, NIIIIIHIHIHIIIIIICE!!!!!!!!!!!
24:22 hell yeah baby!!!!!!
According to the end credits, James Arness's wife Virginia Chapman Arness was in this episode and she's credited as "Gypsy"... not sure where she might have appeared. Looks like she made an appearance in 2 episodes but this was the only credited one.
They were only married til 1960 and she died in 1977 at age 56...
https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/1385...nia-arness
Her cause of death is said to be an accident overdose of sleeping pills.
1:06 nighttime in Dodge City... it looks gorgeous.
1:16 Matt's playing a game of cards alone... man after my own heart.
1:56 wait a minute, who the fuck is THIS bitch?!?!?!?!?!?!!
2:32 what, does she have a history with Matt or something?? Has Matt been unfaithful to Kitty?!!?!?!?!?
2:45 "Matt, he's gonna kill me." And none of the female audience gives two shits!!!
4:00 "People just can't forget that I used to work in a dance hall." Rofl, well, not much has ever changed in this world.
5:00 oh man that's the fakest looking backdrop ever, lol!!! It's okay though.
5:40 "Man's brief joy is dearly bought." Guy's a damn poet, I reckon he uses his tongue purdier than a twenty dollar whore!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fxf5GDZ_o1w
9:30 oh it's all clear now, Mrs. Hunt's chasin' some hunky farmhand dick!
10:20 sounds to me like he's telling this young feller to... GET THE HELL OUTTA DODGE!?!?!?!?1 https://imgur.com/a/dr9pMUe
10:42 "A man would be crazy to pull out!" Lmfao, he'd be crazy not to with a bad blooded woman like that, muahahahaha!!!!!!!
10:46 lmao OMG Matt just said what I just got done saying, ROFLMFAOOOO!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP!!!!!! https://imgur.com/a/gWYw6Xe
11:20 oh man, she's gonna get this poor young feller killed.
11:45 dang, I think this crazy bitch WANTS him dead.
12:28 man this lady is creepy.
12:50 this old guy's drunker than hell, this is definitely not fair.
13:09 [heroic theme playing] LOL, I legitimately never saw that coming!!!
13:39 riding a horse looks like it'd hurt your balls pretty bad. Shouldn't men be the ones riding side saddle!?
13:55 [ominous theme swells] lol. And just LOOK at the devious satisfied grin on her face, this chick is GROSS! I really hope Marshal Dillon never put his dick in that!
15:42 well he could have at least nodded yes or something... poet til the end I guess. *facepalm*
16:20 and this wicked bitch is just sitting there laughing to the mail?!
18:46 what the honest frigg? This lady must just be straight up crazy... I can't believe she's still trying to make a move on the good marshal after what the hell she just did!?
18:52 "Get your damn dirty paws off me!" lol.
22:10 I think it's kinda funny how most people who die on the show are instantly killed with a single bullet haphazardly fired off into who knows where, but Matt Dillon gets shot twice in the very first episode and totally survives, lol.
24:14 bahahahaha, NIIIIIHIHIHIIIIIICE!!!!!!!!!!!
24:22 hell yeah baby!!!!!!
According to the end credits, James Arness's wife Virginia Chapman Arness was in this episode and she's credited as "Gypsy"... not sure where she might have appeared. Looks like she made an appearance in 2 episodes but this was the only credited one.
They were only married til 1960 and she died in 1977 at age 56...
https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/1385...nia-arness
Her cause of death is said to be an accident overdose of sleeping pills.
