Amber Heard and the Psychiatrist

[Mister Obvious]

At the beginning she's acting like Johnny Depp was a creepy old man. It's like... dude. Yeah, Johnny's like twice your age. But he's ANYTHING besides a "creepy" older guy. He looks better now than he ever has in his life (my opinion), and he's a panty melter no matter how you cut the fucking cards. You CANNOT interpret Johnny Depp as a "creepy old dude", there's no HONEST way to do that.



Then she ends off on the exact opposite note she started off with, totally contradicting the "he was creepy" angle and admitting he courted her like a gentleman but with this mega hot smouldering undertone of totally irresistible charm and... I mean, what the fuck was she trying to do, arouse the jury?

And as far as Amber toward the jury goes, she just freaking STARES AT THEM CONSTANTLY. Like she's ALWAYSSS trying to make eye contact. It's inappropriate. You can look at the jury sometimes, but you're not supposed to just stare them down, it's freaking weird and seems desperate. Like it's an attempt to get inside their heads and manipulate them and just... I dunno, make an inappropriate connection. She's looking at them like, "Believe me. Do you believe me? Please believe me."

Johnny never did any of that when he testified. He'd look at the jury now and then when he was trying explain certain stuff, but he didn't just stare them down all the time. When he did look at them, it seemed respectful and like he was just trying to make himself clear and make sure they could understand the events he was trying to explain.