Amber Heard and the Psychiatrist

[Mister Obvious]

I looked up uncensored pics of the bed turd and I gotta say...

If that was Amber's, she definitely needs to start getting more fiber in her diet.

If I was gonna shit the bed as an act of disrespect, I'd plan it out.

I'd have like 2 bananas, a dinner of rice and beans with a salad on top, and a couple more bananas.

I mean it would be a massive shit.

It wouldn't be some scrawny, greasy, sad looking turd.

That shit looked more like it came from a dog with ailing health.