05-08-2022, 04:58 AM
S2 E21 - "Bloody Hands"
0:07 oh man, not all announcers are created equal and this one is definitely the worst yet. Why do they keep changing it up?!
2:42 yeah, mister, he did it all alone. He's got balls of steel! You jelly?? What's it feel like to stand next to a REAL man??!?
2:58 there's something... INTENSE AS FUCK about Marshal Dillon in this episode. Like... for real for real. And I'm aroused. I legit think I just came.
I think I'm gonna have to rewatch this entire scene. No shit. I am gonna go back and watch from like 1:35.
2:20 MUTHAFUCKAS GOT HOUUUSSSSEEEDDDDD.
3:04 oh shut up dude, your friends sucked.
3:16 oh don't second guess yourself, baby, it ain't easy bein' the GOAT.
I would have preferred to see no question flash across his face at all, but I guess then he wouldn't be the Matt we know and love.
4:00 he seems extra hard and brooding in this episode... almost seems like Matt lost something in the hills.
4:30 God I'm so turned on right now. This is the sexiest show ever.
4:50 what I love so much about this show is their incredible ability to convey an atmosphere so masterfully and exactingly with some unspoken, unseen method that I can't even describe. I've absolutely never seen it in any other show or movie.
4:56 it's right here they confirm that, indeed, the viewer is correct and there's something extra pensive about Matt today... https://i.imgur.com/cB1hgoG.png
*popcorn*
He was all worked up BEFORE he killed those guys, and I wanna know what all this is about.
5:18 Chester seems kinda freaked out about him even coming in. I guess there's a strange air about a man who was brave enough to take on a bunch of murderous thieving outlaws by himself and come out unscathed... there must be a serious presence of power, authority, and an underlying chaos about a man who's just claimed lives and served justice with his own hands.
5:38 look at that thousand yard stare, man, he's got that far away look in his eyes... https://i.imgur.com/fEzzOBV.png
5:54 "I don't feel good about him, Doc." BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH CONFIRRRRMMMMEDDDD. Oh my God man... this is now one of my favorite Gunsmoke episodes of all time. So far. Literally season 2. But yeah. It's that good.
God man I hope we get more episodes like this where Matt goes so fucking far that people think he's lost his mind, it's the hottest thing I've ever seen.
I thought I'd seen things that were hot before, but like no. Absolutely not.
I kiiinda want this episode to last forever, not gonna lie.
6:27 uh whoa, what the hell. Who the fuck is this? Just when we thought shit couldn't get any more intense and low key dark, this chick who looks like the devil himself cooked up the most hotass demonbitch he could dream up comes onto the scene to make things even more frankly Scorpionic... https://imgur.com/a/WTzgXF6
Off topic, but how does Kitty deal with these occasional mega hot saloon sluts coming up in her territory and being ANYWHERE NEAR her man?? I'm so for real... I would not be down with this.
7:08 what if the first man who walks through that door is Marshal Dillon?? Just sayin'. No way I'd let that little hellcat anywhere near my man.
7:32 OH PLEASE. ON WHAT PLANET EVERRR WOULD THAT HAPPEN, EVERRR?!!!!!!! I guess whatever planet Gunsmoke is on in their alternate universe, lmao.
8:37 oh God, this guy's definitely fucked then.
8:58 wait a friggen second, that's Russell Johnson, the Professor from Gilligan's Island!!!!!!! According to his Wiki, he had a military background too... Air Force. That's hot.
9:38 uh shit, Marshal Dillon's having a fitful nightmare. That's hot. Too bad Miss Kitty can't be there to comfort him with her backside right now.
9:50 don't FUCKIIIIINNNNNNN' wake him up right now, Chester, he's trying to LEARN SOMETHING!!!!!!!!! I seriously can't fucking stand people.
11:00 dude I think Matt needs a vacation. Can we just be real about that?
11:03 are there two pillows on that bed?? Like as in Chester sleeps there too!? LMAO did I see that right? Okay whatever, I'm not gonna overthink this.
11:08 are there two cots there just close together and it kinda looks like the same bed? Gotta be.
11:33 okay it's two separate cots, it was just the camera angle lmao!!!
Well I guess that sorta answers the question of where they sleep though. I guess sometimes they sleep there, sometimes only one of them sleeps there, and then sometimes they both go off and sleep somewhere else, presumably Matt with Miss Kitty and Chester maybe with some lady too.
12:15 dude, this episode is a lot. It's A LOT. I wasn't prepared for this. At all.
I mean I know this is only season 2 and I haven't seen all that many episodes of this show at this point but... I am gonna just go ahead and call it that this has to be in at least the top 10 greatest Gunsmoke episodes of all time.
It's pretty clear that I am gonna have to start categorizing my favorite episodes. There's gonna have to be a category for funny/lighthearted episodes, and the Mail Order Bride episode is definitely my #1 in that category. But this episode? It's my number 1 in the 'serious episodes' category, that's for damn sure.
12:27 I mean he's STILL got that straight up unsettling look in his eye... https://i.imgur.com/a14A4cB.png
15:00 dude you're fuckin' screwed if you wanna play that game with the marshal this morning. He has noooo idea.
16:00 wow look, he's writing... *heart eyes*
16:26 oh come on now, that's a little bit rash isn't it??
19:40 awwww, this is sweet!
21:38 man look at that bitchin' dress. I don't blame Amanda Blake for having standards for her character. She was right to want to keep Miss Kitty in fresh and exciting fashions. It was a big part of her character. Things must have changed over the years though in later seasons when they decided to stop dressing everybody to the nines presumably. I wonder what those later years are like.
23:46 I mean I get where Chester's coming from, but... I also really don't want Matt to do anything he doesn't wanna do.
24:18 "It's too late, Mr. Dillon, it's way too late." I mean he's kinda right though. Damn... what an absolutely amazing show. I can't even believe it.
I'm gonna say something strange... something really strange. Gunsmoke was ahead of its time.
0:07 oh man, not all announcers are created equal and this one is definitely the worst yet. Why do they keep changing it up?!
2:42 yeah, mister, he did it all alone. He's got balls of steel! You jelly?? What's it feel like to stand next to a REAL man??!?
2:58 there's something... INTENSE AS FUCK about Marshal Dillon in this episode. Like... for real for real. And I'm aroused. I legit think I just came.
I think I'm gonna have to rewatch this entire scene. No shit. I am gonna go back and watch from like 1:35.
2:20 MUTHAFUCKAS GOT HOUUUSSSSEEEDDDDD.
3:04 oh shut up dude, your friends sucked.
3:16 oh don't second guess yourself, baby, it ain't easy bein' the GOAT.
I would have preferred to see no question flash across his face at all, but I guess then he wouldn't be the Matt we know and love.
4:00 he seems extra hard and brooding in this episode... almost seems like Matt lost something in the hills.
4:30 God I'm so turned on right now. This is the sexiest show ever.
4:50 what I love so much about this show is their incredible ability to convey an atmosphere so masterfully and exactingly with some unspoken, unseen method that I can't even describe. I've absolutely never seen it in any other show or movie.
4:56 it's right here they confirm that, indeed, the viewer is correct and there's something extra pensive about Matt today... https://i.imgur.com/cB1hgoG.png
*popcorn*
He was all worked up BEFORE he killed those guys, and I wanna know what all this is about.
5:18 Chester seems kinda freaked out about him even coming in. I guess there's a strange air about a man who was brave enough to take on a bunch of murderous thieving outlaws by himself and come out unscathed... there must be a serious presence of power, authority, and an underlying chaos about a man who's just claimed lives and served justice with his own hands.
5:38 look at that thousand yard stare, man, he's got that far away look in his eyes... https://i.imgur.com/fEzzOBV.png
5:54 "I don't feel good about him, Doc." BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH CONFIRRRRMMMMEDDDD. Oh my God man... this is now one of my favorite Gunsmoke episodes of all time. So far. Literally season 2. But yeah. It's that good.
God man I hope we get more episodes like this where Matt goes so fucking far that people think he's lost his mind, it's the hottest thing I've ever seen.
I thought I'd seen things that were hot before, but like no. Absolutely not.
I kiiinda want this episode to last forever, not gonna lie.
6:27 uh whoa, what the hell. Who the fuck is this? Just when we thought shit couldn't get any more intense and low key dark, this chick who looks like the devil himself cooked up the most hotass demonbitch he could dream up comes onto the scene to make things even more frankly Scorpionic... https://imgur.com/a/WTzgXF6
Off topic, but how does Kitty deal with these occasional mega hot saloon sluts coming up in her territory and being ANYWHERE NEAR her man?? I'm so for real... I would not be down with this.
7:08 what if the first man who walks through that door is Marshal Dillon?? Just sayin'. No way I'd let that little hellcat anywhere near my man.
7:32 OH PLEASE. ON WHAT PLANET EVERRR WOULD THAT HAPPEN, EVERRR?!!!!!!! I guess whatever planet Gunsmoke is on in their alternate universe, lmao.
8:37 oh God, this guy's definitely fucked then.
8:58 wait a friggen second, that's Russell Johnson, the Professor from Gilligan's Island!!!!!!! According to his Wiki, he had a military background too... Air Force. That's hot.
9:38 uh shit, Marshal Dillon's having a fitful nightmare. That's hot. Too bad Miss Kitty can't be there to comfort him with her backside right now.
9:50 don't FUCKIIIIINNNNNNN' wake him up right now, Chester, he's trying to LEARN SOMETHING!!!!!!!!! I seriously can't fucking stand people.
11:00 dude I think Matt needs a vacation. Can we just be real about that?
11:03 are there two pillows on that bed?? Like as in Chester sleeps there too!? LMAO did I see that right? Okay whatever, I'm not gonna overthink this.
11:08 are there two cots there just close together and it kinda looks like the same bed? Gotta be.
11:33 okay it's two separate cots, it was just the camera angle lmao!!!
Well I guess that sorta answers the question of where they sleep though. I guess sometimes they sleep there, sometimes only one of them sleeps there, and then sometimes they both go off and sleep somewhere else, presumably Matt with Miss Kitty and Chester maybe with some lady too.
12:15 dude, this episode is a lot. It's A LOT. I wasn't prepared for this. At all.
I mean I know this is only season 2 and I haven't seen all that many episodes of this show at this point but... I am gonna just go ahead and call it that this has to be in at least the top 10 greatest Gunsmoke episodes of all time.
It's pretty clear that I am gonna have to start categorizing my favorite episodes. There's gonna have to be a category for funny/lighthearted episodes, and the Mail Order Bride episode is definitely my #1 in that category. But this episode? It's my number 1 in the 'serious episodes' category, that's for damn sure.
12:27 I mean he's STILL got that straight up unsettling look in his eye... https://i.imgur.com/a14A4cB.png
15:00 dude you're fuckin' screwed if you wanna play that game with the marshal this morning. He has noooo idea.
16:00 wow look, he's writing... *heart eyes*
16:26 oh come on now, that's a little bit rash isn't it??
19:40 awwww, this is sweet!
21:38 man look at that bitchin' dress. I don't blame Amanda Blake for having standards for her character. She was right to want to keep Miss Kitty in fresh and exciting fashions. It was a big part of her character. Things must have changed over the years though in later seasons when they decided to stop dressing everybody to the nines presumably. I wonder what those later years are like.
23:46 I mean I get where Chester's coming from, but... I also really don't want Matt to do anything he doesn't wanna do.
24:18 "It's too late, Mr. Dillon, it's way too late." I mean he's kinda right though. Damn... what an absolutely amazing show. I can't even believe it.
I'm gonna say something strange... something really strange. Gunsmoke was ahead of its time.
