05-18-2022, 05:26 PM
Hitting SO hard today. I can barely function. I don't even know how I'm typing right now.
I was in a coffee shop and the entire place was falling apart. The barista was anxiously telling me "Our oven is broken. Our coffee machine is broken. Our fridge stopped working about an hour ago. The power is going off and on. We're totally out of 1's. I'm here alone. I'm leaving so much stuff out of what's happening today". I said "Mercury in Retrograde is all up in this motherfucker today", and she was immediately so grateful and overjoyed to have some kind of reason for it. She was like "OH FUCK... IS IT ON? WE'RE IN IT?" I was like 'yeah', and she did a little bounce and was like "Thank god". lmao
I was in a coffee shop and the entire place was falling apart. The barista was anxiously telling me "Our oven is broken. Our coffee machine is broken. Our fridge stopped working about an hour ago. The power is going off and on. We're totally out of 1's. I'm here alone. I'm leaving so much stuff out of what's happening today". I said "Mercury in Retrograde is all up in this motherfucker today", and she was immediately so grateful and overjoyed to have some kind of reason for it. She was like "OH FUCK... IS IT ON? WE'RE IN IT?" I was like 'yeah', and she did a little bounce and was like "Thank god". lmao
