06-03-2022, 08:52 PM
S7 E27 - Wagon Girls
Previously watched episode reviewed on page 2. I'll fix the timestamps and repost below...
1:48 now as we learned in the Wild West Outlaws thread, the madame will usually still sleep with the upper echelon of men. It turns me on to think Miss Kitty's still banging the important fellers, even if we'll never see it play out on screen.
2:13 oh these bros are about to get thrown out on their asses.
3:11 man seeing that tall-ass motherfucker walk in oughta be enough to scare the shit out of anybody, lmao. Maybe the tall dude from Oblivion was sort of a tip of the hat to Marshal Dillon.
3:42 man, it would really suck to have to deal with troublemakers like this... I've really never thought about that before. Being a wild west lawman was like, the WORST job.
4:46 "You got 15 minutes to get outta Dodge." I'm SCRREEEAAMMMING with glee inside right now... I keep forgetting this is even set in Dodge City, then I remember how I HADDDD to go to Dodge City (in 2019), it was like... a HUGE part of my destiny. Absolutely fucking amazing man, no wonder I'm watching this show. I'm JUST NOW making this connection.
5:08 the way they wear these outfits is soooo natural too... especially for James Arness. The way he adjusted that gun belt?? My ovaries are shivering so much the dust is flying everywhere!!!!!!!
I would say I'm aching with desire, but there's no aching... this is PURE pleasure.
8:06 Marshal Dillon is sooooo brave, this is the sexiest thing I've ever seen in my life.
11:38 lmao, it's old west sex trafficking!!!!!!
13:22 oh she's right alright! That bitch is nestled under the wing of none other than Marshal Matt Dillon now!!!
16:16 good God man, how is he this hot and I never realized it before??? DDDAAAMNNNN. I can hardly stand it. Good Lord.
20:03 one thing I love about watching this show 50 years late is that we know Marshal Dillon never gets killed, mwahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
25:30 man I don't give a shit how long it takes me to watch this show, I could never regret it. It's so much better than all the other shit I watch... fuck YouTube, fuck EVERYTHING else. I'm ONLY watching Gunsmoke from now on.
31:50 this show is ridiculously entertaining. I can't even believe it. I NEVER knew.
35:12 no he's not crazy, he's brave and he's a REAL man, ya freakin' loser!!!
36:50 imagine what that looked like from their perspective back there at the wagon train!!! HOW'S IT FEEL TO BE IN THE PRESENCE OF A REAL MAN, ASSHOLES?!?!?!?!
37:20 these ladies need some fuckin' bandanas!!!
37:55 he's sooo brave, God I'm so turnt and lit. This is so hot.
44:22 funny she says that, cuz that's what I've been saying too... fucking verbatim.
46:36 yet another absolutely wonderful episode.
Previously watched episode reviewed on page 2. I'll fix the timestamps and repost below...
1:48 now as we learned in the Wild West Outlaws thread, the madame will usually still sleep with the upper echelon of men. It turns me on to think Miss Kitty's still banging the important fellers, even if we'll never see it play out on screen.
2:13 oh these bros are about to get thrown out on their asses.
3:11 man seeing that tall-ass motherfucker walk in oughta be enough to scare the shit out of anybody, lmao. Maybe the tall dude from Oblivion was sort of a tip of the hat to Marshal Dillon.
3:42 man, it would really suck to have to deal with troublemakers like this... I've really never thought about that before. Being a wild west lawman was like, the WORST job.
4:46 "You got 15 minutes to get outta Dodge." I'm SCRREEEAAMMMING with glee inside right now... I keep forgetting this is even set in Dodge City, then I remember how I HADDDD to go to Dodge City (in 2019), it was like... a HUGE part of my destiny. Absolutely fucking amazing man, no wonder I'm watching this show. I'm JUST NOW making this connection.
5:08 the way they wear these outfits is soooo natural too... especially for James Arness. The way he adjusted that gun belt?? My ovaries are shivering so much the dust is flying everywhere!!!!!!!
I would say I'm aching with desire, but there's no aching... this is PURE pleasure.
8:06 Marshal Dillon is sooooo brave, this is the sexiest thing I've ever seen in my life.
11:38 lmao, it's old west sex trafficking!!!!!!
13:22 oh she's right alright! That bitch is nestled under the wing of none other than Marshal Matt Dillon now!!!
16:16 good God man, how is he this hot and I never realized it before??? DDDAAAMNNNN. I can hardly stand it. Good Lord.
20:03 one thing I love about watching this show 50 years late is that we know Marshal Dillon never gets killed, mwahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
25:30 man I don't give a shit how long it takes me to watch this show, I could never regret it. It's so much better than all the other shit I watch... fuck YouTube, fuck EVERYTHING else. I'm ONLY watching Gunsmoke from now on.
31:50 this show is ridiculously entertaining. I can't even believe it. I NEVER knew.
35:12 no he's not crazy, he's brave and he's a REAL man, ya freakin' loser!!!
36:50 imagine what that looked like from their perspective back there at the wagon train!!! HOW'S IT FEEL TO BE IN THE PRESENCE OF A REAL MAN, ASSHOLES?!?!?!?!
37:20 these ladies need some fuckin' bandanas!!!
37:55 he's sooo brave, God I'm so turnt and lit. This is so hot.
44:22 funny she says that, cuz that's what I've been saying too... fucking verbatim.
46:36 yet another absolutely wonderful episode.
