06-04-2022, 12:41 AM
S7 E28 - "The Dealer"
0:38 I've never seen them show a location title graphic like this before a scene.
0:48 buck the tiger?? Do what??!
3:04 "Care to buck the tiger, mister?" WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! WHAT DOES THAT MEEEAANNN!?!!?!?
3:11 "I'm not here to talk, or to be stared at like you've been doing for the past 3 hours now!" YOU'RE *LITERALLY* A SALOON GIRL.
3:37 "Maybe you oughta start by buckin' the tiger, mister." O. M. G. I. CAN. NOT.
5:30 WHERE DOES THE MUSIC COME FROM!?!?!!?!?!
7:50 uh oh, well I guess we're gonna have a revenge situation here?!?!?
8:04 she's hot though.
9:07 I can think of a thing or two I'd like to do with Jim Buck at the Dodge House... *gyrates*
15:58 ehhhhh. I agree with the Marshal... she's way too hot to be dealin' cards at a saloon.
17:30 she's gonna game Champ to kill the other guy... I know Gunsmoke too well now!
21:00 nah but for real dude, stay away from her, lmao. If you wanna live.
21:15 "Tough crowd."
26:30 uh, bitch, Sam isn't your fucking slave, mkay??
28:58 DO WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!? That's practically CUSSING!!! I've never heard anything so scandalous on Gunsmoke before!!!?!?
32:28 too bad Champ is still gonna kill him though, lmao.
36:10 YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHH.
I paused this episode for like an hour while I fell down another rabbit hole, but I'm totes back now and I just thought this scene I paused it on looked really cool... https://i.imgur.com/hmyxYgx.png
39:20 it's so dumb because Johnny was literally knocked out by that brute the entire time and he obviously couldn't have shot him. Yet he's covering for the broad who Champ was coming at threatening physical harm sooo... that's literally self-defense. It's not like anybody couldn't guess that.
40:10 why is he covering for her when it was self-defense??? Sooo stupid. Fuck her AND fuck this guy.
41:43 "...side you." *dancing banana*
42:06 he was LITERALLY UNCONSCIOUS, like I fucking hate this bitch.
43:40 that's a baller little suitcase.
47:07 I mean, she's hot but she's not THAT hot.
48:10 lolololol, he said what I WANTED to say but didn't. This is the "Jane, you ignorant slut" line, only it's Gunsmoke style.
0:38 I've never seen them show a location title graphic like this before a scene.
0:48 buck the tiger?? Do what??!
3:04 "Care to buck the tiger, mister?" WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! WHAT DOES THAT MEEEAANNN!?!!?!?
3:11 "I'm not here to talk, or to be stared at like you've been doing for the past 3 hours now!" YOU'RE *LITERALLY* A SALOON GIRL.
3:37 "Maybe you oughta start by buckin' the tiger, mister." O. M. G. I. CAN. NOT.
5:30 WHERE DOES THE MUSIC COME FROM!?!?!!?!?!
7:50 uh oh, well I guess we're gonna have a revenge situation here?!?!?
8:04 she's hot though.
9:07 I can think of a thing or two I'd like to do with Jim Buck at the Dodge House... *gyrates*
15:58 ehhhhh. I agree with the Marshal... she's way too hot to be dealin' cards at a saloon.
17:30 she's gonna game Champ to kill the other guy... I know Gunsmoke too well now!
21:00 nah but for real dude, stay away from her, lmao. If you wanna live.
21:15 "Tough crowd."
26:30 uh, bitch, Sam isn't your fucking slave, mkay??
28:58 DO WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!? That's practically CUSSING!!! I've never heard anything so scandalous on Gunsmoke before!!!?!?
32:28 too bad Champ is still gonna kill him though, lmao.
36:10 YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHH.
I paused this episode for like an hour while I fell down another rabbit hole, but I'm totes back now and I just thought this scene I paused it on looked really cool... https://i.imgur.com/hmyxYgx.png
39:20 it's so dumb because Johnny was literally knocked out by that brute the entire time and he obviously couldn't have shot him. Yet he's covering for the broad who Champ was coming at threatening physical harm sooo... that's literally self-defense. It's not like anybody couldn't guess that.
40:10 why is he covering for her when it was self-defense??? Sooo stupid. Fuck her AND fuck this guy.
41:43 "...side you." *dancing banana*
42:06 he was LITERALLY UNCONSCIOUS, like I fucking hate this bitch.
43:40 that's a baller little suitcase.
47:07 I mean, she's hot but she's not THAT hot.
48:10 lolololol, he said what I WANTED to say but didn't. This is the "Jane, you ignorant slut" line, only it's Gunsmoke style.
