06-18-2022, 10:06 PM
S10 E6 - "Take Her, She's Cheap"
Previously reviewed on page 2. I'll fix the timestamps and repost below.
1:45 wow, what a lazy piece of shit!
2:07 but it's no problem cuz here comes Marshal Matt Dillon, a REAL man to the rescue!!!!!!!!!!
3:47 I mean at damn near 7 feet tall, they have a point... maybe he IS a giant, or a remnant from a species of giants who once walked the planet.
4:38 how are they all her kids when they all look the same age!?
4:46 "I can't recall when I've been alone." Lmao oh man, that is SO SAD. Having all those damn kids and asshole men surrounding you, never a single day of fucking peace.
6:20 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOOOOOOOOO SHITTTTT BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE JUST BACKHANDED THE SHIT OUT OF THAT LAZY FUCKIN' PUKE, BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7:57 so her loser husband AND son were BOTH just sleeping for DAYS instead of fixing the fucking wagon wheel??? And they have ALL those kids??? I'm telling you... the moral of THIS story is that useless people breed the most!!! It'd be better to starve to death than to give yourself over to living with a man like that and having his damn kids.
12:12 lol he just ABSOLUTELY HATES being in the presence of these total fuckin' losers!!! Wow man... ahahahaha!!! This is EPICCC. I can't even believe it. It's epic. It's SO WELL DONE. They hardly SAY any of it outright, it's just all IMPLIED. Yet it's totally and unmistakably loud and clear. It's just incredible, I don't know how they did it. I don't know how they made a show this damn good.
12:48 I gotta say, this guy trying to get Marshal Dillon to take his daughter is probably the best fucking thing he ever did though. That's for sure. You can't blame him at all. Pretty fucked up that he wanted something in return though.
13:17 "Your dad just offered for me to take you away!" Roflmfaolfmfaolol =\ It's a shame though, I mean she does seem really nice and her life with them is definitely shit. The least he could do is take her back to Dodge to work at the Long Branch?! Bahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!
15:20 Festus is pretty hot, honestly.
16:58 "It was a real nice hangin'!" ROFLMFAOOOOOO DID I JUST HEAR THAT?!??!?!! DID THEY JUST SAY THAT?!?!?!?!?! BAHAHAHAHAHA THIS SHOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19:40 OOOOOOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOOOO SHEEEEIIIITTT!!! I wasn't expecting THAT!?!?!?!?!
23:37 looks like this guy's gonna have to kill his brother!
26:10 ah, take her on down to the Long Branch... she'll do just fine in Dodge!!!
28:42 LMFAO Doc's got this look on his face like "Well that guy's a dead man." ROFLMFAOLOL! That fuckin' Mel guy's about to get dealt with.
29:33 now Marshal Dillon's getting Burt Reynolds rounded up to go do some huntin'!!!!!!!!!
30:23 "I'm gonna skin a couple of polecats!" Lord knows he ought to!!!
35:40 aw man, the wrong one died.
39:06 well this whole experience should get her over Marshal Dillon. I mean really. It's gonna help to break the whole infatuation spell. She'll see that he's a brave man who lives a fearless life and she'll be like "Eh you know what, I'm good." LMFAO!
39:35 lmfao he's just smacking him SILLY. These fight scenes are GREAT. What I love about this show is that the bad guy pretty much always dies. Mwahahahaha, bwahahaha!!!
41:47 awww, man this is honestly so sad. I feel bad for this chick. For real. Like. It'd be boring to settle down with the same chick forever, but... I dunno, she seems real nice. Maybe Marshal Dillon should consider it.
42:30 damn dude, that honesty though. What the eff!!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I mean at least he's being honest but OW-WEE!!!
47:07 God this show is awesome... I mean every damn bit of it is just pure gold.
49:16 it'd be damn hard to forget a man like that.
Excellent episode, one of the best.
Previously reviewed on page 2. I'll fix the timestamps and repost below.
1:45 wow, what a lazy piece of shit!
2:07 but it's no problem cuz here comes Marshal Matt Dillon, a REAL man to the rescue!!!!!!!!!!
3:47 I mean at damn near 7 feet tall, they have a point... maybe he IS a giant, or a remnant from a species of giants who once walked the planet.
4:38 how are they all her kids when they all look the same age!?
4:46 "I can't recall when I've been alone." Lmao oh man, that is SO SAD. Having all those damn kids and asshole men surrounding you, never a single day of fucking peace.
6:20 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOOOOOOOOO SHITTTTT BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE JUST BACKHANDED THE SHIT OUT OF THAT LAZY FUCKIN' PUKE, BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7:57 so her loser husband AND son were BOTH just sleeping for DAYS instead of fixing the fucking wagon wheel??? And they have ALL those kids??? I'm telling you... the moral of THIS story is that useless people breed the most!!! It'd be better to starve to death than to give yourself over to living with a man like that and having his damn kids.
12:12 lol he just ABSOLUTELY HATES being in the presence of these total fuckin' losers!!! Wow man... ahahahaha!!! This is EPICCC. I can't even believe it. It's epic. It's SO WELL DONE. They hardly SAY any of it outright, it's just all IMPLIED. Yet it's totally and unmistakably loud and clear. It's just incredible, I don't know how they did it. I don't know how they made a show this damn good.
12:48 I gotta say, this guy trying to get Marshal Dillon to take his daughter is probably the best fucking thing he ever did though. That's for sure. You can't blame him at all. Pretty fucked up that he wanted something in return though.
13:17 "Your dad just offered for me to take you away!" Roflmfaolfmfaolol =\ It's a shame though, I mean she does seem really nice and her life with them is definitely shit. The least he could do is take her back to Dodge to work at the Long Branch?! Bahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!
15:20 Festus is pretty hot, honestly.
16:58 "It was a real nice hangin'!" ROFLMFAOOOOOO DID I JUST HEAR THAT?!??!?!! DID THEY JUST SAY THAT?!?!?!?!?! BAHAHAHAHAHA THIS SHOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19:40 OOOOOOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOOOO SHEEEEIIIITTT!!! I wasn't expecting THAT!?!?!?!?!
23:37 looks like this guy's gonna have to kill his brother!
26:10 ah, take her on down to the Long Branch... she'll do just fine in Dodge!!!
28:42 LMFAO Doc's got this look on his face like "Well that guy's a dead man." ROFLMFAOLOL! That fuckin' Mel guy's about to get dealt with.
29:33 now Marshal Dillon's getting Burt Reynolds rounded up to go do some huntin'!!!!!!!!!
30:23 "I'm gonna skin a couple of polecats!" Lord knows he ought to!!!
35:40 aw man, the wrong one died.
39:06 well this whole experience should get her over Marshal Dillon. I mean really. It's gonna help to break the whole infatuation spell. She'll see that he's a brave man who lives a fearless life and she'll be like "Eh you know what, I'm good." LMFAO!
39:35 lmfao he's just smacking him SILLY. These fight scenes are GREAT. What I love about this show is that the bad guy pretty much always dies. Mwahahahaha, bwahahaha!!!
41:47 awww, man this is honestly so sad. I feel bad for this chick. For real. Like. It'd be boring to settle down with the same chick forever, but... I dunno, she seems real nice. Maybe Marshal Dillon should consider it.
42:30 damn dude, that honesty though. What the eff!!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I mean at least he's being honest but OW-WEE!!!
47:07 God this show is awesome... I mean every damn bit of it is just pure gold.
49:16 it'd be damn hard to forget a man like that.
Excellent episode, one of the best.