06-27-2022, 09:44 PM
S11 E17 - "Sweet Billy, Singer of Songs"
Oh this one should be interesting. Sweet Billy, wasn't he one of the super fucked up warped brothers on one of the other episodes?? https://www.sectual.com/thread-18541-pos...#pid155455 I thought they all moved back to the hills at the end of that one.
2:24 ROFL, they're after the "hangy down part" of Festus's ear again... *facepalm*
2:50 It's a different "Sweet Billy"... what the hell!? And he's inherited the dude boots. ROFL.
3:00 "We came to get us a woman!" That's what they were after with the other Sweet Billy character/episode too, only the woman was for Sweet Billy's brother.
3:28 so they're off to Dodge to do some woman hunting. This never ends well.
4:30 at least Billy is cute.
5:20 "SHE-MALE"!?!?!?!?!?!??!?1 Oh my God, I THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID BEFORE!!!!! But I thought WTF, I must have heard that wrong. But NO. They're looking for a "she-male"... WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?1 They want a woman who's tough I guess?? Wow this is CRAZY.
7:00 "Your own shack and some hogs and some chickens"... so it sounds like that's what it means, they want a woman who's super hot and not related to them, but a woman who is tough. A she "male"... a male-like "she". I just... I can't.
7:56 "I'm stout! And I'm healthy... and I got good teeth." roflmfao. Whhhhew.
8:20 I appreciate the Sweet Billy actor, he does a perfect "Haggen" accent.
8:36 so whatever these "she male" qualities are, he's whispering them in her ear right now. I guess what it's supposed to mean is a mystery. This is sooo bizarre.
20:15 it's Slim Pickens!!!!!!!!!!!
10:56 looks like there's gonna be some competition over Sweet Billy. I wonder if one of the ladies will try to kill the other?!
12:37 as adorable as Billy is, he'll definitely leave there with a wife. I guess they're gonna show us what a "she male" looks like in the Gunsmoke universe... o_0
13:38 well if Widow Folsome ain't a "she-male" I dunno who is.
13:54 rofl Billy's about to run for his life, I don't blame him!!!
14:00 oh thank God, I was wondering how the heck these two were gonna come across each other.
14:27 "You can WRITE?!" roflmfaolol, so I think I'm starting to get a somewhat better sense of what they mean by... the term. They're looking for a smart woman, I guess. But one who is still hot, since their first choice was a saloon girl, lmao.
14:30 she's a real looker too, I ship it hard.
14:45 I love them together... https://i.imgur.com/CZ2rXYg.png
15:20 you can really tell in this scene she's got that ridiculous bleached hair, but I really do like her so much I'll forgive it.
16:15 so we're not too far into the episode and Billy's already got his woman... what's the plot twist gonna be?? Maybe they've brought the great Slim Pickens in to play the oppositional force.
17:16 she's reading from the Song of Solomon, which is one of my faves.
20:46 well he's being super cool about it so I guess he's not the oppositional force.
20:50 "Papa, I was born female," ... WTTTTFFFF IS WITH THIS EPISOOOOODDDEEEEE.
21:30 "Never give nothin' away."
22:30 eh you know what, fine. He's the oppositional force after all, but it's Slim fricken Pickens, how you gonna be mad? If everybody in the community chipped in a few $$$, it's no problem.
26:10 Miss Kitty's just a hopeless romantic at heart! And Matt knows how to stay on a woman's good side.
30:20 rofl, Festus is just ordering them around... I am so 100% in agreement with his approach to life.
33:20 God I love Slim Pickens.
35:10 sounds like they're about to have one of them thar Kansas "Twisty" storms.
39:08 you never hear Sam yell at people!
39:12 I think four Haggens is just way too much for Dodge to handle.
42:00 so Festus rides a mule (Ruth) rather than a horse. I thought she was a donkey or a burro or something.
42:12 super '60s sounding music here, most obvious on the show yet. It's still western enough and it's a fun little tune so I'm not gonna count it against them.
47:08 ROFL @ Matt and Festus on a horse together!!!
Oh this one should be interesting. Sweet Billy, wasn't he one of the super fucked up warped brothers on one of the other episodes?? https://www.sectual.com/thread-18541-pos...#pid155455 I thought they all moved back to the hills at the end of that one.
2:24 ROFL, they're after the "hangy down part" of Festus's ear again... *facepalm*
2:50 It's a different "Sweet Billy"... what the hell!? And he's inherited the dude boots. ROFL.
3:00 "We came to get us a woman!" That's what they were after with the other Sweet Billy character/episode too, only the woman was for Sweet Billy's brother.
3:28 so they're off to Dodge to do some woman hunting. This never ends well.
4:30 at least Billy is cute.
5:20 "SHE-MALE"!?!?!?!?!?!??!?1 Oh my God, I THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID BEFORE!!!!! But I thought WTF, I must have heard that wrong. But NO. They're looking for a "she-male"... WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?1 They want a woman who's tough I guess?? Wow this is CRAZY.
7:00 "Your own shack and some hogs and some chickens"... so it sounds like that's what it means, they want a woman who's super hot and not related to them, but a woman who is tough. A she "male"... a male-like "she". I just... I can't.
7:56 "I'm stout! And I'm healthy... and I got good teeth." roflmfao. Whhhhew.
8:20 I appreciate the Sweet Billy actor, he does a perfect "Haggen" accent.
8:36 so whatever these "she male" qualities are, he's whispering them in her ear right now. I guess what it's supposed to mean is a mystery. This is sooo bizarre.
20:15 it's Slim Pickens!!!!!!!!!!!
10:56 looks like there's gonna be some competition over Sweet Billy. I wonder if one of the ladies will try to kill the other?!
12:37 as adorable as Billy is, he'll definitely leave there with a wife. I guess they're gonna show us what a "she male" looks like in the Gunsmoke universe... o_0
13:38 well if Widow Folsome ain't a "she-male" I dunno who is.
13:54 rofl Billy's about to run for his life, I don't blame him!!!
14:00 oh thank God, I was wondering how the heck these two were gonna come across each other.
14:27 "You can WRITE?!" roflmfaolol, so I think I'm starting to get a somewhat better sense of what they mean by... the term. They're looking for a smart woman, I guess. But one who is still hot, since their first choice was a saloon girl, lmao.
14:30 she's a real looker too, I ship it hard.
14:45 I love them together... https://i.imgur.com/CZ2rXYg.png
15:20 you can really tell in this scene she's got that ridiculous bleached hair, but I really do like her so much I'll forgive it.
16:15 so we're not too far into the episode and Billy's already got his woman... what's the plot twist gonna be?? Maybe they've brought the great Slim Pickens in to play the oppositional force.
17:16 she's reading from the Song of Solomon, which is one of my faves.
20:46 well he's being super cool about it so I guess he's not the oppositional force.
20:50 "Papa, I was born female," ... WTTTTFFFF IS WITH THIS EPISOOOOODDDEEEEE.
21:30 "Never give nothin' away."
22:30 eh you know what, fine. He's the oppositional force after all, but it's Slim fricken Pickens, how you gonna be mad? If everybody in the community chipped in a few $$$, it's no problem.
26:10 Miss Kitty's just a hopeless romantic at heart! And Matt knows how to stay on a woman's good side.
30:20 rofl, Festus is just ordering them around... I am so 100% in agreement with his approach to life.
33:20 God I love Slim Pickens.
35:10 sounds like they're about to have one of them thar Kansas "Twisty" storms.
39:08 you never hear Sam yell at people!
39:12 I think four Haggens is just way too much for Dodge to handle.
42:00 so Festus rides a mule (Ruth) rather than a horse. I thought she was a donkey or a burro or something.
42:12 super '60s sounding music here, most obvious on the show yet. It's still western enough and it's a fun little tune so I'm not gonna count it against them.
47:08 ROFL @ Matt and Festus on a horse together!!!
