07-16-2022, 03:45 AM
S12 E3 - "The Jailer"
Hooollllyyy crap. This one has Bette Davis in it. That's a huge deal. They were going all out on purpose with these first few color episodes... that's off the charts.
0:01 I dunno if I'm even prepared to see an episode of Gunsmoke with Bette Davis in it. I mean... I dunno if I can handle that. Is the universe about to implode or something??
1:04 she must have had wicked good taste if she agreed to go on Gunsmoke.
1:28 straight off the prison wagon, great... *eyeroll*
2:00 well I feel violated.
2:45 you always know some shit is about to go down when you see Kitty walking around in the dark in the Long Branch after closing.
3:00 the Long Branch is a bigass building these days.
5:46 these two are creepy as shit.
6:25 Kitty's always getting kidnapped into these weird familial situations.
6:50 oh my God. I had literally forgotten Bette Davis was in this episode. Such a perfect lead up and entry. https://i.imgur.com/3T23tli.png This is nuts, I'm already scared.
8:23 Miss Kitty's eye makeup is perfect... that saloon queen aesthetic though. I've never seen such fun eyeshadow color in any other show from the era.
8:30 gotta watch out for those dreams.
9:33 "Hey! She punched me in the face with that a few times!"
9:56 "Where's Kitty Russell?" I love the way he scans the room and says this. Tunnel vision on the goal, he doesn't mess around.
11:18 yeeeaah, I knew I was right to be scared. Rofl!
11:40 he's like "Wow, this lady's crazy!"
13:15 I believe Kitty on that though. I'm sure Festus or somebody is coming, so no worries.
13:44 wow, these folks are really going all the way with it by building a real gallows and everything!
15:00 shiver me timbers, I'll say that much.
15:12 this is pointless. They're not gonna put on some kinda display for them.
15:44 hell yeah, mind control the shit out of her, Matt!
16:48 seriously though, if she gets out then she might be able to find help at the last minute.
16:53 check out Festus's jingle bobs.
18:18 Doc is a slacker.
19:26 the plot THICKENS!!!!!!
21:08 damn that was intense.
22:44 they've never gone this far with a creepy, rapey scene before... low key disturbed.
23:03 pretty sure he's defying gravity to an unreasonable degree right now.
23:38 oh Lord.
23:50 I'ma keep it 100... at least she got the cuter one.
24:18 you know what, creepster, sure. Why not.
24:34 agh my God, this is massively unsettling.
25:18 "I'm glad you came in." Oh my God, I think my panties just melted.
25:50 dude, I CAN'T with this episode... I'm legitimately dizzy, this is A LOT.
25:58 I mean I get it, it's the Bette Davis episode, they had to go all out. Of course they had to make it a special event, like a mini movie... but damn, it's intense. Turn that intensity down a little bit... but at the same time, don't. Stop, but don't stop.
26:10 thank God for outlier bro though, amirite?
26:50 his best is the "fair trial" gig again, and I gotta say, I love it. Marshal Matt Dillon is unwavering.
28:30 you know, Bette Davis is kind of like the female Christopher Walken.
30:07 Miss Kitty is good. She's sooo good. Such a brilliant character, I mean think about everything she's learned in her time. Pretty sure she was even on riverboats!?
30:13 her eyes look violet.
30:57 oh man, I got a bad feeling about this whole thing, lmao!
32:33 she can literally smell the devious behavior in the air... this lady is a beast. She mad.
32:56 Kitty's fucking this whole thing up, the Marshal would want her to go. It creates opportunity and causes chaos.
33:40 duuuuude. DUUUUUUDE. I cannot believe that shit just happened.
34:14 Bette Davis just pimp slapped the shit out of Miss Kitty.
35:45 yup, see, that's exactly what I said.
39:06 Miss Kitty is so right. It's the only reasonable solution.
40:36 chaos strikes.
41:33 well, I guess it's up to Festus now.
42:22 uh oh, she's totally gonna kill that guy! She's ruthless, it's divine! I remember reading where the cast freaked out when Bette Davis came on the show.
43:16 he's definitely the best looking one, so I can understand where she's coming from.
44:40 this isn't gonna fly at all, this is their undoing.
44:56 this lady is such an evil villain. Culty vibes.
46:20 Matt's like "Gah, come on, you're such a downer!!!"
46:38 I was wondering when they were gonna figure it out, lol!!!
47:17 I remember seeing a promotional photo of this exact scene, and you gotta admit, it's iconic. The cuffs, the gun, the pose... absolute perfection.
48:18 dude, is Bette Davis about to be the first chick Marshal Dillon ever killed? That would be so hot!
49:20 such a perfectly executed closing zoom on that scene... I love how everyone just goes into their positions as it fades out.
Fucking superb episode, but how do you follow that?? It would be impossible to keep up with that degree of excellence. Wouldn't it?
Hooollllyyy crap. This one has Bette Davis in it. That's a huge deal. They were going all out on purpose with these first few color episodes... that's off the charts.
0:01 I dunno if I'm even prepared to see an episode of Gunsmoke with Bette Davis in it. I mean... I dunno if I can handle that. Is the universe about to implode or something??
1:04 she must have had wicked good taste if she agreed to go on Gunsmoke.
1:28 straight off the prison wagon, great... *eyeroll*
2:00 well I feel violated.
2:45 you always know some shit is about to go down when you see Kitty walking around in the dark in the Long Branch after closing.
3:00 the Long Branch is a bigass building these days.
5:46 these two are creepy as shit.
6:25 Kitty's always getting kidnapped into these weird familial situations.
6:50 oh my God. I had literally forgotten Bette Davis was in this episode. Such a perfect lead up and entry. https://i.imgur.com/3T23tli.png This is nuts, I'm already scared.
8:23 Miss Kitty's eye makeup is perfect... that saloon queen aesthetic though. I've never seen such fun eyeshadow color in any other show from the era.
8:30 gotta watch out for those dreams.
9:33 "Hey! She punched me in the face with that a few times!"
9:56 "Where's Kitty Russell?" I love the way he scans the room and says this. Tunnel vision on the goal, he doesn't mess around.
11:18 yeeeaah, I knew I was right to be scared. Rofl!
11:40 he's like "Wow, this lady's crazy!"
13:15 I believe Kitty on that though. I'm sure Festus or somebody is coming, so no worries.
13:44 wow, these folks are really going all the way with it by building a real gallows and everything!
15:00 shiver me timbers, I'll say that much.
15:12 this is pointless. They're not gonna put on some kinda display for them.
15:44 hell yeah, mind control the shit out of her, Matt!
16:48 seriously though, if she gets out then she might be able to find help at the last minute.
16:53 check out Festus's jingle bobs.
18:18 Doc is a slacker.
19:26 the plot THICKENS!!!!!!
21:08 damn that was intense.
22:44 they've never gone this far with a creepy, rapey scene before... low key disturbed.
23:03 pretty sure he's defying gravity to an unreasonable degree right now.
23:38 oh Lord.
23:50 I'ma keep it 100... at least she got the cuter one.
24:18 you know what, creepster, sure. Why not.
24:34 agh my God, this is massively unsettling.
25:18 "I'm glad you came in." Oh my God, I think my panties just melted.
25:50 dude, I CAN'T with this episode... I'm legitimately dizzy, this is A LOT.
25:58 I mean I get it, it's the Bette Davis episode, they had to go all out. Of course they had to make it a special event, like a mini movie... but damn, it's intense. Turn that intensity down a little bit... but at the same time, don't. Stop, but don't stop.
26:10 thank God for outlier bro though, amirite?
26:50 his best is the "fair trial" gig again, and I gotta say, I love it. Marshal Matt Dillon is unwavering.
28:30 you know, Bette Davis is kind of like the female Christopher Walken.
30:07 Miss Kitty is good. She's sooo good. Such a brilliant character, I mean think about everything she's learned in her time. Pretty sure she was even on riverboats!?
30:13 her eyes look violet.
30:57 oh man, I got a bad feeling about this whole thing, lmao!
32:33 she can literally smell the devious behavior in the air... this lady is a beast. She mad.
32:56 Kitty's fucking this whole thing up, the Marshal would want her to go. It creates opportunity and causes chaos.
33:40 duuuuude. DUUUUUUDE. I cannot believe that shit just happened.
34:14 Bette Davis just pimp slapped the shit out of Miss Kitty.
35:45 yup, see, that's exactly what I said.
39:06 Miss Kitty is so right. It's the only reasonable solution.
40:36 chaos strikes.
41:33 well, I guess it's up to Festus now.
42:22 uh oh, she's totally gonna kill that guy! She's ruthless, it's divine! I remember reading where the cast freaked out when Bette Davis came on the show.
43:16 he's definitely the best looking one, so I can understand where she's coming from.
44:40 this isn't gonna fly at all, this is their undoing.
44:56 this lady is such an evil villain. Culty vibes.
46:20 Matt's like "Gah, come on, you're such a downer!!!"
46:38 I was wondering when they were gonna figure it out, lol!!!
47:17 I remember seeing a promotional photo of this exact scene, and you gotta admit, it's iconic. The cuffs, the gun, the pose... absolute perfection.
48:18 dude, is Bette Davis about to be the first chick Marshal Dillon ever killed? That would be so hot!
49:20 such a perfectly executed closing zoom on that scene... I love how everyone just goes into their positions as it fades out.
Fucking superb episode, but how do you follow that?? It would be impossible to keep up with that degree of excellence. Wouldn't it?
