08-09-2022, 11:19 PM
S14 E20 - "The Reprisal"
1:08 this guy oughta know he's not gonna just be walking down the street all safe and secure after he wins that much money. He needs a few bodyguards at the least.
1:26 shit, I'd be going to the Dodge House and then straight to the bank in the morning.
3:32 lol, Festus is in his undies... *heart eyes*
4:38 is Doc gonna pay Kitty for this? What?! Just curious!!?!
6:27 this part reminded me of those early Boot Hill intro days, but like a Festus version.
7:56 ugh my God, this is horrible man. It seriously is though. Fuck all that. Fuck it so much.
8:58 I do NOT envy Miss Kitty right now. Honestly, Doc should have just let that dude die, he knew he'd just be waiting for the rope anyways. I hate to say it but I think Doc kinda made a mistake here... the farmer guy is gonna be REALLY mad at him.
9:16 "You know something, Matthew, I wouldn't be a doctor if you paid me!" I agree though.
14:55 Festus just used the word "larping" to describe the food.
15:43 that's solid Festus logic... you can't argue with it.
21:55 they make his thoughts and intentions so palpable.
23:50 that horse has some badass studded leather straps.
31:00 if I were this chick, he would have me totally freaked out at this point... I'd run like hell for sure.
31:37 definitely an upsetting situation, and everybody in town knows this is going on.
32:34 HAH, oh HELL no! Fuck this guy.
32:54 hoooo, my God. OWNNNEEDDDD. Owneddd. Muhfucka just got HOUSED.
33:13 dick, meet dirt.
34:00 *standing ovation* That was ICONIC. Fire.
34:20 somebody's been dumping some epic into the sauce.
37:40 I get that they're all upset, but Louie is just being ridiculous. If the Marshal was in town, they wouldn't be acting fools like this.
39:06 that was like... clickbait of the 1960s. It was a cheap shot, and I feel betrayed. But it's fine, it's almost kinda like getting trolled by Gunsmoke.
40:00 straight fur and leather bags man, those were the days!
43:30 dude this is a monumental fuckup by the people of Dodge City.
44:17 this situation is just going from bad to worse, LMAO.
47:10 she wasn't wrong to be leaving... she just got interrupted.
49:07 I love it when he dances... so hot. Festus reminds me of Kokopelli or Pan...
49:25 OMG Festus is telling them how to make and use a pendulum... hillpeople magic.
49:47 This is gorgeous... https://i.imgur.com/SRTgkmP.png He was all Ken Curtis for a second there!
Great ending, it was a mood change up... definitely made my list of favorite Festus moments.
1:08 this guy oughta know he's not gonna just be walking down the street all safe and secure after he wins that much money. He needs a few bodyguards at the least.
1:26 shit, I'd be going to the Dodge House and then straight to the bank in the morning.
3:32 lol, Festus is in his undies... *heart eyes*
4:38 is Doc gonna pay Kitty for this? What?! Just curious!!?!
6:27 this part reminded me of those early Boot Hill intro days, but like a Festus version.
7:56 ugh my God, this is horrible man. It seriously is though. Fuck all that. Fuck it so much.
8:58 I do NOT envy Miss Kitty right now. Honestly, Doc should have just let that dude die, he knew he'd just be waiting for the rope anyways. I hate to say it but I think Doc kinda made a mistake here... the farmer guy is gonna be REALLY mad at him.
9:16 "You know something, Matthew, I wouldn't be a doctor if you paid me!" I agree though.
14:55 Festus just used the word "larping" to describe the food.
15:43 that's solid Festus logic... you can't argue with it.
21:55 they make his thoughts and intentions so palpable.
23:50 that horse has some badass studded leather straps.
31:00 if I were this chick, he would have me totally freaked out at this point... I'd run like hell for sure.
31:37 definitely an upsetting situation, and everybody in town knows this is going on.
32:34 HAH, oh HELL no! Fuck this guy.
32:54 hoooo, my God. OWNNNEEDDDD. Owneddd. Muhfucka just got HOUSED.
33:13 dick, meet dirt.
34:00 *standing ovation* That was ICONIC. Fire.
34:20 somebody's been dumping some epic into the sauce.
37:40 I get that they're all upset, but Louie is just being ridiculous. If the Marshal was in town, they wouldn't be acting fools like this.
39:06 that was like... clickbait of the 1960s. It was a cheap shot, and I feel betrayed. But it's fine, it's almost kinda like getting trolled by Gunsmoke.
40:00 straight fur and leather bags man, those were the days!
43:30 dude this is a monumental fuckup by the people of Dodge City.
44:17 this situation is just going from bad to worse, LMAO.
47:10 she wasn't wrong to be leaving... she just got interrupted.
49:07 I love it when he dances... so hot. Festus reminds me of Kokopelli or Pan...
Quote:1. Kokopelli is the Dancer and the Jester. Pan is the Dancer and the Lover. ... Both are fond of sensual pleasure, and thrill in seduction.
2. There is a connection between Kokopelli and Pan. Both provide through their music a link for humanity to the rest of nature. Also between the one's horns and the other's antennae, they are both pretty "horny" characters.
49:25 OMG Festus is telling them how to make and use a pendulum... hillpeople magic.
49:47 This is gorgeous... https://i.imgur.com/SRTgkmP.png He was all Ken Curtis for a second there!
Great ending, it was a mood change up... definitely made my list of favorite Festus moments.
