08-29-2022, 09:46 PM
S15 E5 - "Hawk"
0:32 oh Lordy damn, who is THIS hottie?!?! Was that a BADGE??!?!
0:44 oo la la, baby, damn!!!!!!! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brendon_Boone He's sexy as fuck... https://imgur.com/a/ZATQHsM I'm looking forward to this episode.
1:00 not to state the obvious or anything but... there's a dog. And regardless of how cute the scene may seem, it's never a good sign.
1:11 "What kind of uniform is that?" I was wondering the same thing TBH.
1:23 it's really weird he says he comes from the Apache Nation cuz immediately when I saw him, he reminded me of a man I saw one time over in that part of Arizona. Suuuper weird. Good casting... they got this one right on point.
1:40 this Brendon guy is hot asf.
2:00 they look related and it's love at first sight.
3:13 meeeh, I dunno, he's getting low key creepster at this point. Is he a good guy or a bad guy?
4:08 dude... what the fuck is with this guy?? Does he have some kinda telepathic Apache powers or something?? Like what are they even trying to convey here?!?!? What is he doing?!?!?!
4:17 is she supposed to know him, or know of him? Did she do his daddy wrong or something??
5:36 bro, I'm thinking Phoebe's dead.
5:47 oh for sure... there's doom written all over this.
5:55 but... Festus seems to know him. They're casting a ton of misdirection with this one.
6:06 I mean, he IS ultra fine though.
7:50 she DEFINITELY knows him, and owes him a favor or something.
8:36 you can't fool Festus.
9:13 maybe that look he gave her daughter was because he knew who she was. I swear these two know each other.
9:32 YUUUUUUUP. But what's the connection??
9:38 oh SHUTTTT UUUUUUP.
9:43 damn bitch... that's cold. I hope he kills this lady. For real.
9:50 well at least she addressed the elephant in the room though, I was gonna make a joke about it. That places her at 37.
10:13 she DOES NOT have to be such a cunt about this.
10:54 this is soooo dramatic and I'm totally obsessed.
11:16 I mean honestly she is just asking him to kill her in a fit of rage at this point, she needs to have some damn respect. The guy's a sergeant FFS. She's such a douche.
11:26 I get that she's bitter and whatnot, like okay, it makes sense she'd feel that way... but DAMN.
11:36 bro, I don't think you can argue that... I'm gonna have to disagree.
11:44 she's right though. Sorry but he's gotta be out of his mind.
11:53 I mean it really was a dumb thing for him to say.
11:56 Western. Melodrama.
12:02 "That bitch." I swear they're sharing thoughts psychically right now. Tell me they're not. For real. They totally are.
12:07 he knows. She knows. They know. DOOM.
12:14 I swear I half expected there to be another intro. Roflmfaoflaololol.
12:31 damn, is that Ruth!? Ruth lookin' GOOD!
12:41 sexual tension between Kitty and Festus, DETECTED. That prompts a thought I've never had before... I wonder if any of the Gunsmoke cast mains ever went to Bangtown together?!?!
14:38 roflmfao @ his eyes change before he starts telling them the story... good God, Ken Curtis was absolutely incredible.
14:48 "Then she pulled this here lacy thang down over her face," roflmfaololol.
15:19 I love Miss Kitty's rings. She's wearing like 4 of them and none of them really match... I think that's pretty cool.
16:28 dude I wanna fuck Festus so bad.
16:44 uh oh, it's the dog again... doom, impending.
16:58 WTF, can't a bitch look out the window without being accosted??
18:00 lol... God bless this naive little wench.
18:16 lol, some of the faces Louise Latham makes throughout this scene are nothing short of iconic. Blink and you miss it... I recommend watching back that last minute twice.
19:17 good ol' Festus, just testin' and assessin' them waters.
This is already one of my favorite episodes.
20:48 welp... Festus just got all the info he needed.
21:20 yeah, Festus, everything is "JUST FINE." *dancing banana* ... *throws popcorn at screen*
22:09 "Let's get (it) on."
22:27 I swear these kids know... THEY JUST KNOWWWW.
22:33 "Amos, you're an annoying little fuck."
23:40 I think she's about to get slapped.
24:09 oh so she's 38 then. Got it.
24:30 well I mean, you pretty much can't argue with that, let's be real.
24:38 how is this gonna end with somebody dead, that's what I wanna know?!?1
25:18 lmao @ the 60s style 'detective show' drums, a touch too far roflmfao.
25:30 this Brendon guy's voice is mighty sexy.
26:02 THERE IT IS AGAIN!!!!! Lmao, y'all GOTTA stop.
26:40 that's a badass gun belt... both his buckles say "US" on them.
26:50 he probably doesn't care whether he lives or dies anyway after being treated like a turd.
27:45 what do you wanna bet the kid's dog comes barking randomly out of nowhere? Roflmfaolol, I jest, I jest.
27:52 lol, the guitar here kinda reminds me of "Under Pressure"... roflrofl.
28:05 can't stop staring at his crotch... just me?!?
29:32 [dog barking in distance] lmfao, kidding, I'm kidding.
31:12 "Mah! He's a human being, not a dog!" lmao. They had to slip it in somewhere, amirite though. Gunsmoke don't like dogs, man, I dunno what else to tell ya.
It's really weird to me how they use the dog omen, since dogs stand for loyalty etc., right? Is there something I don't know??? lol. https://worldbirds.com/dog-symbolism
31:40 ohhh noooo. Kid knows that shit ain't right. QUICK! Sick the dog on 'em! Roflfmfaoflafkafoafl. Okay okay, I'm done, I'm done.
34:58 God I wish things could be different for this guy... I really do. This shit is just ice cold and I can't even.
35:13 props to that kid, super cool fade effect on that scene too.
God this show is just fucking BEYOND. Beyond beyond. It's beyond.
37:30 the Princess Leia/Luke Skywalker vibes are real.
38:54 don't get the floor wet with that meltin' heart though.
40:55 I mean... I said I was done, but. They just keep bringing the dog into it... what do you want me to do, I don't make the rules okay.
43:00 you know what, I appreciate her for that. Mad props for real though. You know Marshal Dillon's about to ride up in this bitch anyways.
44:06 chicka is just bewildered as fuck, lmao.
Holy shit man, good God. I cannot with this show. One of the greatest episodes, top 10, even if there are 20 episodes in the top 10.
0:32 oh Lordy damn, who is THIS hottie?!?! Was that a BADGE??!?!
0:44 oo la la, baby, damn!!!!!!! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brendon_Boone He's sexy as fuck... https://imgur.com/a/ZATQHsM I'm looking forward to this episode.
1:00 not to state the obvious or anything but... there's a dog. And regardless of how cute the scene may seem, it's never a good sign.
1:11 "What kind of uniform is that?" I was wondering the same thing TBH.
1:23 it's really weird he says he comes from the Apache Nation cuz immediately when I saw him, he reminded me of a man I saw one time over in that part of Arizona. Suuuper weird. Good casting... they got this one right on point.
1:40 this Brendon guy is hot asf.
2:00 they look related and it's love at first sight.
3:13 meeeh, I dunno, he's getting low key creepster at this point. Is he a good guy or a bad guy?
4:08 dude... what the fuck is with this guy?? Does he have some kinda telepathic Apache powers or something?? Like what are they even trying to convey here?!?!? What is he doing?!?!?!
4:17 is she supposed to know him, or know of him? Did she do his daddy wrong or something??
5:36 bro, I'm thinking Phoebe's dead.
5:47 oh for sure... there's doom written all over this.
5:55 but... Festus seems to know him. They're casting a ton of misdirection with this one.
6:06 I mean, he IS ultra fine though.
7:50 she DEFINITELY knows him, and owes him a favor or something.
8:36 you can't fool Festus.
9:13 maybe that look he gave her daughter was because he knew who she was. I swear these two know each other.
9:32 YUUUUUUUP. But what's the connection??
9:38 oh SHUTTTT UUUUUUP.
9:43 damn bitch... that's cold. I hope he kills this lady. For real.
9:50 well at least she addressed the elephant in the room though, I was gonna make a joke about it. That places her at 37.
10:13 she DOES NOT have to be such a cunt about this.
10:54 this is soooo dramatic and I'm totally obsessed.
11:16 I mean honestly she is just asking him to kill her in a fit of rage at this point, she needs to have some damn respect. The guy's a sergeant FFS. She's such a douche.
11:26 I get that she's bitter and whatnot, like okay, it makes sense she'd feel that way... but DAMN.
11:36 bro, I don't think you can argue that... I'm gonna have to disagree.
11:44 she's right though. Sorry but he's gotta be out of his mind.
11:53 I mean it really was a dumb thing for him to say.
11:56 Western. Melodrama.
12:02 "That bitch." I swear they're sharing thoughts psychically right now. Tell me they're not. For real. They totally are.
12:07 he knows. She knows. They know. DOOM.
12:14 I swear I half expected there to be another intro. Roflmfaoflaololol.
12:31 damn, is that Ruth!? Ruth lookin' GOOD!
12:41 sexual tension between Kitty and Festus, DETECTED. That prompts a thought I've never had before... I wonder if any of the Gunsmoke cast mains ever went to Bangtown together?!?!
14:38 roflmfao @ his eyes change before he starts telling them the story... good God, Ken Curtis was absolutely incredible.
14:48 "Then she pulled this here lacy thang down over her face," roflmfaololol.
15:19 I love Miss Kitty's rings. She's wearing like 4 of them and none of them really match... I think that's pretty cool.
16:28 dude I wanna fuck Festus so bad.
16:44 uh oh, it's the dog again... doom, impending.
16:58 WTF, can't a bitch look out the window without being accosted??
18:00 lol... God bless this naive little wench.
18:16 lol, some of the faces Louise Latham makes throughout this scene are nothing short of iconic. Blink and you miss it... I recommend watching back that last minute twice.
19:17 good ol' Festus, just testin' and assessin' them waters.
This is already one of my favorite episodes.
20:48 welp... Festus just got all the info he needed.
21:20 yeah, Festus, everything is "JUST FINE." *dancing banana* ... *throws popcorn at screen*
22:09 "Let's get (it) on."
22:27 I swear these kids know... THEY JUST KNOWWWW.
22:33 "Amos, you're an annoying little fuck."
23:40 I think she's about to get slapped.
24:09 oh so she's 38 then. Got it.
24:30 well I mean, you pretty much can't argue with that, let's be real.
24:38 how is this gonna end with somebody dead, that's what I wanna know?!?1
25:18 lmao @ the 60s style 'detective show' drums, a touch too far roflmfao.
25:30 this Brendon guy's voice is mighty sexy.
26:02 THERE IT IS AGAIN!!!!! Lmao, y'all GOTTA stop.
26:40 that's a badass gun belt... both his buckles say "US" on them.
26:50 he probably doesn't care whether he lives or dies anyway after being treated like a turd.
27:45 what do you wanna bet the kid's dog comes barking randomly out of nowhere? Roflmfaolol, I jest, I jest.
27:52 lol, the guitar here kinda reminds me of "Under Pressure"... roflrofl.
28:05 can't stop staring at his crotch... just me?!?
29:32 [dog barking in distance] lmfao, kidding, I'm kidding.
31:12 "Mah! He's a human being, not a dog!" lmao. They had to slip it in somewhere, amirite though. Gunsmoke don't like dogs, man, I dunno what else to tell ya.
It's really weird to me how they use the dog omen, since dogs stand for loyalty etc., right? Is there something I don't know??? lol. https://worldbirds.com/dog-symbolism
31:40 ohhh noooo. Kid knows that shit ain't right. QUICK! Sick the dog on 'em! Roflfmfaoflafkafoafl. Okay okay, I'm done, I'm done.
34:58 God I wish things could be different for this guy... I really do. This shit is just ice cold and I can't even.
35:13 props to that kid, super cool fade effect on that scene too.
God this show is just fucking BEYOND. Beyond beyond. It's beyond.
37:30 the Princess Leia/Luke Skywalker vibes are real.
38:54 don't get the floor wet with that meltin' heart though.
40:55 I mean... I said I was done, but. They just keep bringing the dog into it... what do you want me to do, I don't make the rules okay.
43:00 you know what, I appreciate her for that. Mad props for real though. You know Marshal Dillon's about to ride up in this bitch anyways.
44:06 chicka is just bewildered as fuck, lmao.
Holy shit man, good God. I cannot with this show. One of the greatest episodes, top 10, even if there are 20 episodes in the top 10.
