09-24-2022, 04:25 PM
I'll throw in a few more details to make it obvious.
"Muh cup of ice."
"You must not be watering the plants correctly because they're withered."
(I drowned the fuck out of the plants everyday, like she told me to.)
"Elvis just wants to be in the house so he can piss and shit all over the place."
"Too much salt" or "not enough salt" or "there's no salt in it."
"Overcooked" or "undercooked."
"Fuck you and the horse you rode in on."
"If you're too sick to do X, Y, and Z, then what use are you to me?"
"I'm ready to get rid of you."
"Muh cup of ice."
"You must not be watering the plants correctly because they're withered."
(I drowned the fuck out of the plants everyday, like she told me to.)
"Elvis just wants to be in the house so he can piss and shit all over the place."
"Too much salt" or "not enough salt" or "there's no salt in it."
"Overcooked" or "undercooked."
"Fuck you and the horse you rode in on."
"If you're too sick to do X, Y, and Z, then what use are you to me?"
"I'm ready to get rid of you."