That 70's Thread

[Mister Obvious]

What would you be doing in an abandoned 1970's Los Angeles, Fannie?

I'd choose a nice beachfront property to make my headquarters. I'd have a house I played around in, but ideally I'd choose a hotel where I could move from room to room after the linens got dirty and the towels were used up.

I'd knock off a bunch of clothing, makeup, and shoe stores at whim. I'd sample all kinds of vehicles.

I would gather up all the chocolate covered cherries in the entire area as well as all the ginger ale and bring them back to the beach house.

I would find a store with lots of deep freezers and I'd get a bunch of small ones and take them to various places and plug them in. I'd go around getting all the best bread and freezing it. I'd gather up as much milk as I could, some spare new containers, and I'd pour the first few cups of milk off the top of each gallon into a new container so it wouldn't over expand all the gallons once they froze. I'd stockpile meat and all vegetables and fruits that were viable for freezing and put them in zip bags and freeze them.

I'd clear out a path through all the main roadways so that I could speed down through and get everywhere I needed to go really fast. I would find where all the celebrities lived and go through their houses and take the coolest stuff. I'd find all their exercise bikes and have solo sex with them.

I'd hang out by the beach most of the time, dripping in stolen jewelry and apparel, and I'd have a kitchen set up on the beach so I could cook lots of delicious food.

I'd collect Lambos and Ferraris and crash them together at low speeds. I'd choose a few favorites and bedazzle them with cheap rhinestones. I'd tape all the windows and dump lacquer all over them followed by buckets of glitter.