01-20-2023, 04:34 PM
First off, let's address some of the more surface level stuff...
Let's talk about Bob's shitload of wives/women.
He's had a lot of wives and live-in ladies over the years.
Heck, Ruth Tyrangiel claimed she was his common law wife from 1974 to 1991 and she even pursued palimony.
You know, I'd say Bob Dylan is one of the only dudes in the world I'd give a pass for this kind of behavior without judging and side-eyeing him over it, because let's face it...
He's Bob freakin' damn Dylan, what're you gonna do?! No one else alive on the planet right now measures up to that level of legend.
Somehow, he's usually able to keep his marriages private. I think he achieves this by only marrying in California with a confidential marriage license.
Right now, he's supposedly married to Suzie Pullen, his longtime assistant. They've probably been married for at least 10 years at this point, maybe way longer. Nobody REALLY knows.
It makes sense because back in the '60s, he dated Suze Rotolo. See, Bob's got this thing about dating several women who have the same name, with different spellings. I highly doubt he does this on purpose, I think it's more likely all archetypal and it's just the kind of women he's drawn to.
And let's talk about the kind of women he's drawn to...
Listen, Bob likes 'em thick and juicy. Seriously. He likes big ol' boulder titties and savory, juicy curves. But you gotta come by it naturally, cuz HISTORICALLY, he judges fatties.
He likes his women REAL, he likes them with naturally thick features wherever possible... but it seems like if you've got a certain quality, he'll settle for having you as one of his extra live-in ladies, or maybe a side-wife, even if you're not to his physical taste.
Here's a look into the possible thought processes behind some of these preferences...
"Tough Mama" Excerpt:
Here are some of Bob's publicly known women...
https://www.ranker.com/list/bob-dylan-lo...ityhookups
https://folkfanlcb89.tripod.com/girlfriends.html
https://folkfanlcb89.tripod.com/id89.html
Those lists aren't complete by any means, and he wasn't even really with some of those chicks. Tons of mystery surrounds Bob's romantic life and history.
Everybody knows that his first wife and babymomma was Sara Lownds.
His second publicly known wife/babymomma was Carolyn Dennis.
So this is where I start to get into speculation territory, but I firmly believe that Bob was "with" most of these backup singer chicks at some point, and maybe even at the same time...
https://i.imgur.com/fZobWQC.jpg
Now, hear me out...
I think he likes women who have some soul, gospel type ladies, because of their love for God.
This has been suggested...
"Gonna Change My Way of Thinking" Excerpt:
You may be asking, how do these inarguably polyamorous tendencies line up with Christian values?? Well... lol. Listen, we're all human. Nobody's perfect. We're a contradictory species to the core. And besides... it's Bob Dylan. How are you gonna say no to that!?
Come on, he's mad sexy. I personally wouldn't be in his harem... I don't share and I don't want to be shared. But I am definitely not gonna blame any of the women who have chosen to be in his "group" over the years.
Romantically, Bob Dylan sounds like a definite hard pass to me. Apparently, one of his wives woke up one morning and walked into the kitchen where her replacement was sitting at the table with Bob AND THE KIDS. There isn't much context to that story, not many details, but... on its face, it sounds like a whole boatload of "oh hell naw" to me.
Again, nobody's perfect. Bob is one of the most famous, multifaceted artists of all time... it only figures he'd be a fuckup somehow. I don't hold it against him.
Let's talk about Bob's shitload of wives/women.
He's had a lot of wives and live-in ladies over the years.
Heck, Ruth Tyrangiel claimed she was his common law wife from 1974 to 1991 and she even pursued palimony.
You know, I'd say Bob Dylan is one of the only dudes in the world I'd give a pass for this kind of behavior without judging and side-eyeing him over it, because let's face it...
He's Bob freakin' damn Dylan, what're you gonna do?! No one else alive on the planet right now measures up to that level of legend.
Somehow, he's usually able to keep his marriages private. I think he achieves this by only marrying in California with a confidential marriage license.
Right now, he's supposedly married to Suzie Pullen, his longtime assistant. They've probably been married for at least 10 years at this point, maybe way longer. Nobody REALLY knows.
It makes sense because back in the '60s, he dated Suze Rotolo. See, Bob's got this thing about dating several women who have the same name, with different spellings. I highly doubt he does this on purpose, I think it's more likely all archetypal and it's just the kind of women he's drawn to.
And let's talk about the kind of women he's drawn to...
Listen, Bob likes 'em thick and juicy. Seriously. He likes big ol' boulder titties and savory, juicy curves. But you gotta come by it naturally, cuz HISTORICALLY, he judges fatties.
He likes his women REAL, he likes them with naturally thick features wherever possible... but it seems like if you've got a certain quality, he'll settle for having you as one of his extra live-in ladies, or maybe a side-wife, even if you're not to his physical taste.
Here's a look into the possible thought processes behind some of these preferences...
"Tough Mama" Excerpt:
Quote:Tough mama
Meat shakin' on your bones
. . .
Dark beauty
Won't you move it on over and make some room?
It's my duty to bring you down to the field where the flowers bloom.
. . .
Dark beauty
Meet me at the border late tonight.
Here are some of Bob's publicly known women...
https://www.ranker.com/list/bob-dylan-lo...ityhookups
https://folkfanlcb89.tripod.com/girlfriends.html
https://folkfanlcb89.tripod.com/id89.html
Those lists aren't complete by any means, and he wasn't even really with some of those chicks. Tons of mystery surrounds Bob's romantic life and history.
Everybody knows that his first wife and babymomma was Sara Lownds.
His second publicly known wife/babymomma was Carolyn Dennis.
So this is where I start to get into speculation territory, but I firmly believe that Bob was "with" most of these backup singer chicks at some point, and maybe even at the same time...
https://i.imgur.com/fZobWQC.jpg
Now, hear me out...
I think he likes women who have some soul, gospel type ladies, because of their love for God.
This has been suggested...
"Gonna Change My Way of Thinking" Excerpt:
Quote:I got a God-fearing woman
One I can easily afford
. . .
She can do the Georgia Crawl
She can walk in the Spirit of the Lord
You may be asking, how do these inarguably polyamorous tendencies line up with Christian values?? Well... lol. Listen, we're all human. Nobody's perfect. We're a contradictory species to the core. And besides... it's Bob Dylan. How are you gonna say no to that!?
Come on, he's mad sexy. I personally wouldn't be in his harem... I don't share and I don't want to be shared. But I am definitely not gonna blame any of the women who have chosen to be in his "group" over the years.
Romantically, Bob Dylan sounds like a definite hard pass to me. Apparently, one of his wives woke up one morning and walked into the kitchen where her replacement was sitting at the table with Bob AND THE KIDS. There isn't much context to that story, not many details, but... on its face, it sounds like a whole boatload of "oh hell naw" to me.
Again, nobody's perfect. Bob is one of the most famous, multifaceted artists of all time... it only figures he'd be a fuckup somehow. I don't hold it against him.
