Unstoppable Morgan: The Bitchin' Bronco

[Mister Obvious]

Florida will only be good for its Gulf beaches...

The Atlantic side is littered with nuke plants.

Gulf side is the only redeeming part of Florida, save for the Keys, which don't even have sand so that's why I don't consider them the ultimate paradise.

If you wanna get in the water, go to Florida...

If you just wanna walk down a decently aesthetically pleasing beach, Mississippi is fine. Better than Alabama.

Gimme a G... gimme an E... gimme an N... gimme a T... gimme an R... gimme an I...