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I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits...

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04-03-2023, 08:52 PM

If I'm ever elderly, I will have pioneered a squat-shitting help apparatus... kinda like a walker or something, but made to help you squat and then get back up.

This is one of my main motivations for trying to get fit and stay in shape as I age.

For real... you gotta be able to squat, holmes.

Toilet paper is whatever, I barely even use it. Wash your ahole with a perineal cleansing bottle, it's a medical device for postpartum care, they sell them in packs of 6 for like $8.

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I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Mister Obvious - 09-09-2021, 10:50 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by user328 - 09-09-2021, 11:17 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Mister Obvious - 09-09-2021, 11:25 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Mister Obvious - 09-09-2021, 11:26 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Mister Obvious - 09-09-2021, 11:28 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by user328 - 09-09-2021, 11:28 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Mister Obvious - 09-09-2021, 11:29 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Mister Obvious - 09-09-2021, 11:29 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by user328 - 09-09-2021, 11:34 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Atma - 09-09-2021, 11:36 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by user328 - 09-09-2021, 11:39 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Atma - 09-09-2021, 11:49 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Mister Obvious - 09-09-2021, 11:36 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by subverted autarch - 09-10-2021, 12:49 AM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Dark Dick - 09-10-2021, 02:50 AM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Mister Obvious - 09-10-2021, 11:44 AM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Dark Dick - 09-10-2021, 12:53 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by user328 - 09-10-2021, 01:25 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by user328 - 09-10-2021, 01:43 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by user328 - 09-10-2021, 09:46 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Mister Obvious - 09-10-2021, 09:54 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by user328 - 09-10-2021, 09:56 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Mister Obvious - 09-10-2021, 09:57 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Mister Obvious - 09-10-2021, 09:57 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by user328 - 09-10-2021, 10:06 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Mister Obvious - 09-10-2021, 10:09 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by user328 - 09-10-2021, 10:29 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Guest - 09-19-2021, 04:08 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Dink Beaver - 09-21-2021, 07:12 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Guest - 10-01-2021, 05:13 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Mister Obvious - 10-05-2021, 11:15 AM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Dark Dick - 11-11-2021, 07:54 AM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Mister Obvious - 10-05-2021, 11:15 AM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Mister Obvious - 10-05-2021, 11:16 AM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Dark Dick - 10-05-2021, 12:34 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Mister Obvious - 10-05-2021, 12:49 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Dark Dick - 10-05-2021, 01:05 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Dark Dick - 10-05-2021, 01:13 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Mister Obvious - 10-05-2021, 01:15 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Dark Dick - 10-05-2021, 01:21 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Mister Obvious - 10-05-2021, 01:44 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Dark Dick - 10-05-2021, 01:56 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Mister Obvious - 10-05-2021, 02:29 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Wendy - 10-05-2021, 09:07 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Dark Dick - 10-07-2021, 08:48 AM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Dark Dick - 10-07-2021, 11:08 AM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Dark Dick - 11-01-2021, 10:11 AM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Mister Obvious - 11-01-2021, 05:10 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Guest - 11-01-2021, 07:34 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by user328 - 11-02-2021, 10:21 AM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by user328 - 11-04-2021, 01:25 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Guest - 11-11-2021, 01:36 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Mister Obvious - 11-20-2021, 11:48 AM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Mister Obvious - 11-20-2021, 11:48 AM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Dark Dick - 11-20-2021, 01:53 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Guest - 11-20-2021, 05:39 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Mister Obvious - 11-20-2021, 08:36 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Guest - 11-20-2021, 11:14 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Dark Dick - 11-21-2021, 05:56 AM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Dark Dick - 11-22-2021, 02:59 AM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Dark Dick - 11-25-2021, 11:38 AM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by user328 - 11-25-2021, 02:44 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Dark Dick - 12-12-2021, 04:49 AM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Guest - 12-12-2021, 07:30 AM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Dink Beaver - 12-12-2021, 02:57 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by user328 - 12-12-2021, 04:16 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Dark Dick - 12-13-2021, 11:31 AM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Dark Dick - 12-13-2021, 12:06 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by user328 - 12-13-2021, 04:03 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Dark Dick - 12-13-2021, 05:00 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by user328 - 12-27-2021, 03:25 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Dark Dick - 01-30-2022, 06:01 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Mister Obvious - 01-30-2022, 06:11 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by user328 - 01-31-2022, 11:05 AM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Mister Obvious - 01-31-2022, 02:18 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Dark Dick - 02-01-2022, 03:03 AM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Mister Obvious - 02-01-2022, 04:11 AM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Dark Dick - 02-01-2022, 04:17 AM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Mister Obvious - 02-01-2022, 04:47 AM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Dark Dick - 02-01-2022, 05:18 AM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Mister Obvious - 02-01-2022, 02:23 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Mister Obvious - 02-04-2022, 05:50 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Dark Dick - 02-05-2022, 08:20 AM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Mister Obvious - 03-28-2022, 01:07 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Dark Dick - 03-28-2022, 01:48 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Mister Obvious - 03-28-2022, 02:07 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Mister Obvious - 03-28-2022, 02:07 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Mister Obvious - 03-28-2022, 02:07 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Dark Dick - 03-28-2022, 02:53 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by user328 - 04-30-2022, 02:36 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Mister Obvious - 04-07-2022, 12:31 AM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by THE FUNG - 04-07-2022, 02:40 AM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Mister Obvious - 04-07-2022, 02:46 AM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by THE FUNG - 04-07-2022, 02:50 AM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Mister Obvious - 04-07-2022, 03:00 AM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Dark Dick - 04-25-2022, 06:48 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Dark Dick - 04-28-2022, 03:24 PM

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RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Mister Obvious - 04-30-2022, 02:28 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Mister Obvious - 04-30-2022, 02:46 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by user328 - 04-30-2022, 03:07 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Mister Obvious - 04-30-2022, 03:58 PM

RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by user328 - 04-30-2022, 04:06 PM

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RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Mister Obvious - 05-18-2022, 02:31 PM

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RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Mister Obvious - 05-18-2022, 08:30 PM

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RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Mister Obvious - 08-21-2022, 03:53 PM

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RE: I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits... - by Mister Obvious - 03-15-2023, 02:02 PM

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