MEpearl: The Opossum Lady

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No they became opossums with sharp teeth and stuff when they were introduced to the US.
When you introduce a foreign species they can change their physical characteristics.
Because they become prey to different animals they have never encountered they have to toughen up.
Its happened to birds a lot when they came on ships they had to evolve like Indian Minors one example they are tough cunts here.

You're high. Ours are near-sighted and very shy. They only sneak around at night.