I feel a lot of different ways about popcorn...

[Mister Obvious]

You're skinny too. Or do you have to work at it? I never got the impression that you're prone to fluffing out.

I don't have to work at it that much, no. But as the decades pile on, the weight wants to do the same, so I will have to be vigilant. Not too many fatties in my family thankfully, so I'm not very disposed to it anyways.

just put chick peas in a fuckin air fryer ya old mole then chicken salt you are so daft

That's an idea, never heard of this! Dunno about the chicken part though.