Crocs Kadee flip flops are the best...

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.crocs.com/crocs-purpose.html

Looks like Crocs is gonna ruin their product trying to be more "sustainable"...

So yeah, I did buy like elevendy million pairs of my favorite Crocs flip flops because of this.

But.

During the time since they've supposedly changed their materials, I did land a couple pairs of CLASSIC Crocs...

https://www.amazon.com/Crocs-Classic-Gra...B07JN5SQSQ

And they're fucking amazing.

I find that at least for me, it's necessary to wear socks with them in order to keep my foot from sliding to the end.

I've asked around and apparently other people don't have that problem, but I do.

They fit perfectly with socks on (even if I'm wearing like 2 pairs of socks) but WITHOUT the socks, you'd think they were "too small" because of the way your foot slides to the end.

So yeah, socks are necessary with classic Crocs.

Is it stylish? Man FUCK no.

Is it RIDICULOUSLY COMFORTABLE!?

Oh my God hell YES IT IS.

I can pretty much stand up ALL DAY and my feet don't get sore or tired.

They stay on just fine, those fuckers are sturdy. I don't even use the thingy that goes over your heel, but it's a nice option to have.

Crocs are by far the most comfortable shoes EVER invented.

Again, the great thing about them is that you can wash them and dry them immediately.

I'd never mess with the lined Crocs or any style that has any other type of material on it which doesn't wipe dry immediately.

What I find surprising about these classic style Crocs is that they actually keep your feet pretty warm, which is GREAT for me.

You'd think with all the holes in 'em they wouldn't be warm at all, but somehow they are.

Now I gotta clarify that there are a few styles of Crocs that I probably wouldn't go for.

These ones specifically...

https://www.amazon.com/Crocs-Bistro-Grap...B085RVJ4D5

No holes in 'em. I MIGHT try them sometime, but probably not.

The Crocband style??

https://www.amazon.com/Crocs-Unisex-Croc...B002JCSSSS

Just too ugly, I'm sorry. I think they're supposed to be the "preppy" Crocs, but in my opinion they look even worse than the classic.

The Baya style??

https://www.amazon.com/crocs-Unisex-Baya...B001V83LRY

Absolute no-go. I'd avoid that one harder than the one with no holes. Apparently people have them break along the area of the "Crocs" cutout on the side. You almost never hear of Crocs breaking in the first place, so for me, this is a sign to avoid that specific style.

Listen, there comes a time in life when you start to value comfort over everything else...

That's when it's time for Crocs.