Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[Mister Obvious]

I have brow hairs going every which way. There'd have to be super glue in the eye shadow to make them lie down.

All you need is to brush and shape them with a hair gel...

This is the one I use specifically for brows.

https://i.imgur.com/IAJrQ4X.png

If you can't find it, just use this:

https://i.imgur.com/svJ6xri.jpg

It must be clear though.

Get a spoolie brush for shaping the brows...

https://i.imgur.com/LPzxz9m.png

Alternatively you could just get clear mascara...

https://i.imgur.com/ZQ1TGCt.png

Doesn't hold worth a shit but it'd be better than nothing.

Don't pluck the brows.