Unstoppable Morgan: The Bitchin' Bronco

[Mister Obvious]

"He could be a serial killer. He very well could be." Lol, actual Morgan quote from stream.

Let me tell you sweetie...

You're better off if he IS a serial killer than if he's a narcissist and you have kids with him.

Better off if he's a serial killer than if you have kids with him regardless of whether he's a narcissist.

And pregnancy isn't the only STD you gotta worry about either.

What she's doing is totally stupid.

They'll fuck on the first date.

Just gross.

You don't wait "a year" to have kids.

You wait a year to have sex.

And if you're getting too old to wait the appropriate 5 YEARS to have kids with someone, then I guess you just missed the boat, babe.

Count yourself lucky.

Stupid is as stupid does.