Unstoppable Morgan: The Bitchin' Bronco

[Mister Obvious]

She said she's 5'5" and that if he's "shorter than her" it's a dealbreaker.

I don't know the last time I even saw a grown man who was 5'5" or shorter.

Like please.

She said she's attracted to "super super tall"...

What the fuck??

I thought the chicks who are obsessed with height were a myth.

I think that's pretty disgusting.

She really means that if he's not at least 5'10", he's not tall enough.

She doesn't mean if he's "shorter than" or even her own height.

She's just not saying what she really fucking means.

I personally love short dudes. Or tall dudes. It doesn't really matter but...

I'd never shitcan somebody just because they're "short".