Unstoppable Morgan: The Bitchin' Bronco

[Mister Obvious]

Short, stocky dudes can be VERY intimidating in presence.

They typically have hardcore tempers too.

The tall men, especially the ones who are fucking built (what use is a rail thin tall guy like the fake Italian Russian when it comes to security?) typically are "gentle giants" hah.

I don't feel safe with a dude just cuz he's tall.

I may be biased because when I was a teenager, I developed a major crush on this lil dude who was probably my age, maybe a year or two younger... really not sure, it was hard to tell. He was maybe my height at the time. He's still the most intimidating, scary presence I've ever experienced in my entire life. And that's why I'm glad we didn't really know each other... cuz I'd definitely have had 5 kids and lived in a dingy trailerpark by the age of 18 if we had any more interaction than we did. Glad my life didn't turn out that way. But ever since then, I've had a thing for short stocky dudes. I know their power and I'm sad for women who don't. I'd say hey, that's fine, more for me... but it's not more for me because I'm celibate and never intend to be with anyone ever again.