I'm done looking at the world in a doomy, dingy, shite light...

[Dark Dick]

I'll have beef stew, a loaf of bread, two hard-boiled eggs and a glass of lemonade.

I can look at the pictures of food without feeling the need to eat.

I thought of a more peasant version.

A loaf of bread, three hard boiled eggs, half a pound of cheddar cheese and some raisins or apples.

I'll drink a can of real evaporated cow's milk.

I think I'll start calling evaporated milk, "Boomer Milk".