Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[Mister Obvious]

I had this older lady have me change her oil once when I was 20, then kinda come on to me after. LOL. It was interesting.

I think that is unfavorable behavior... speaks of someone who never sowed their wild oats when they were young.

I haven't gotten around much, but I'm glad that I don't have any sexual desires that are unfulfilled.

I got everything I wanted, and I do feel blessed... I mean, as blessed as one can feel about mindless carnal endeavors.