Old people shouldn't be allowed to use the internet... thoughts?

[Mister Obvious]

Yeah, I just don't think they should be allowed.

I think their access to the internet should depend on whether they can pass a test proving they are up to speed on the latest scams and other fraud tactics going around.

Besides, the internet makes time go by too fast to use it when you're old. If you use the internet as an elderly person, you'll just die super fast.

It's for the best that they're not allowed online.

They shouldn't be allowed to drive either, but I guess that's another matter.