06-30-2023, 03:09 PM
I had a pretty crazy dream last night.
I rolled up into a Walmart parking lot, it was night, I sat in the car in a parking spot.
Then I saw three dudes in white hazmat suits putting on clear gas masks walking towards
the store. At least one of them had a skullet, if not two, maybe they all did, anyway -
I heard one of them say "Please don't drink any beverages in this area please." as he
approached the front doors and they all three went inside. The feeling was ominous.
I had the thought "Get to the back!" then I heard people saying it, as in get to the back of the store -
like around to the back of the building. Everyone started pulling out of their parking spots, including
myself, and making their way to the back - not sure why, maybe we thought we could see what
those dudes were up to?
It was hectic, and rounding the corner of the store - the outside of the building - I found
myself INSIDE the store, trying to find a clear path through the aisles to the back of the store.
THEN, I came to a cafeteria section - I thought "Hey, I'll shortcut thru here." After entering, I smelled
the food and thought I wonder what they have in here, so I sat at a table and tried to think of
what I wanted to eat.
People were seated all around, eating and talking. It was dimly lit. I guess I kinda back-burner'd
the whole potential terrorist event - then an older, plump waitress? came by and asked what I
wanted - I asked what they had and she plopped a lump of runny chicken salad from an ice cream
scoop into a teacup on the table that had milk in it, it splashed and half the chicken salad ran down
the cup's handle.
I thought, hmm - fuck all that. Then the lights flickered and went out. There were still bits of light
all around, I guess from the lights outside? [Coming thru the windows] Then, all the cell phones in the
place lit up - everyone got emergency messages and all eyes were on their phones. Then a message
began playing over one of the phones - kind of like one of those "This is a test of the Emergency
Broadcast System..." but it wasn't a robotic voice, it was a woman's voice. It went something like:
"If you are in an area with an empty room without windows, please proceed to that room
now and secure yourselves inside. Remain there until further notice."
People started freaking out and moving around in panic. I thought "Well fuck, I guess those
motherfuckers from out front were some goddamn terrorist ass bitches."
Then the old bladder woke me up, lol.
I guess moral of this story would be: If you see ANYBODY heading into a store nearby with
any kind of hazmat gear or gas masks - just fuck off as fast as you can. I could've been miles
away. Goddamn cafeteria.
I rolled up into a Walmart parking lot, it was night, I sat in the car in a parking spot.
Then I saw three dudes in white hazmat suits putting on clear gas masks walking towards
the store. At least one of them had a skullet, if not two, maybe they all did, anyway -
I heard one of them say "Please don't drink any beverages in this area please." as he
approached the front doors and they all three went inside. The feeling was ominous.
I had the thought "Get to the back!" then I heard people saying it, as in get to the back of the store -
like around to the back of the building. Everyone started pulling out of their parking spots, including
myself, and making their way to the back - not sure why, maybe we thought we could see what
those dudes were up to?
It was hectic, and rounding the corner of the store - the outside of the building - I found
myself INSIDE the store, trying to find a clear path through the aisles to the back of the store.
THEN, I came to a cafeteria section - I thought "Hey, I'll shortcut thru here." After entering, I smelled
the food and thought I wonder what they have in here, so I sat at a table and tried to think of
what I wanted to eat.
People were seated all around, eating and talking. It was dimly lit. I guess I kinda back-burner'd
the whole potential terrorist event - then an older, plump waitress? came by and asked what I
wanted - I asked what they had and she plopped a lump of runny chicken salad from an ice cream
scoop into a teacup on the table that had milk in it, it splashed and half the chicken salad ran down
the cup's handle.
I thought, hmm - fuck all that. Then the lights flickered and went out. There were still bits of light
all around, I guess from the lights outside? [Coming thru the windows] Then, all the cell phones in the
place lit up - everyone got emergency messages and all eyes were on their phones. Then a message
began playing over one of the phones - kind of like one of those "This is a test of the Emergency
Broadcast System..." but it wasn't a robotic voice, it was a woman's voice. It went something like:
"If you are in an area with an empty room without windows, please proceed to that room
now and secure yourselves inside. Remain there until further notice."
People started freaking out and moving around in panic. I thought "Well fuck, I guess those
motherfuckers from out front were some goddamn terrorist ass bitches."
Then the old bladder woke me up, lol.
I guess moral of this story would be: If you see ANYBODY heading into a store nearby with
any kind of hazmat gear or gas masks - just fuck off as fast as you can. I could've been miles
away. Goddamn cafeteria.
