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I actually did eat like 3/4 a pack of crackers the other night though. It'd been a while since I had an actual regular cracker.

I always feel bad when I have ten saltines. I don't know why, mentally - it seems like a lot.
Then I tell myself "OK, you're not doing that again, alright?" 

Kind of a weirdo I am. Also, my crackers are over a year past their date.
Smell and taste fine, sooo I'm not throwing them out. I ain't skeerd!!