Birds are just tiny dinosaurs...

[Larry Bird]

I think the conspiracy behind the official story of the dinosaurs has something to do with the idea of "fossil" fuels.

So to keep busy post-NBA I've taken up testing theories to call out the scientific community for their hokum and nonsense. I guess you could say I've become something of a fact-checker. A debunker if you will.
Anyway for research I decided I'd walk around French Lick and collect a bunch of dead birds (fossils) and slam dunk them into my gas tank.
That was the fun part. Then I tried starting my car. Well waddaya know it refused to start and the weird sound it made (like it was broken)
proved that birds don't work as gas! So once again the scientists have let us down... either fossil fuels don't exist or birds are not dinosaurs.
Or fossil fuels do exist but they are something else like maybe old leopards? And birds really ARE dinosaurs. Alligators might also be dinosaurs. They look like they are... maybe even more so than birds. Good thing they don't fly can you imagine?!