Birds are just tiny dinosaurs...

[Bird]

Kevin is cool and all, but he catfished me with old pictures of Larry Bird before I was a fan and I thought I was in love, even though I was obviously settling. Plus it was weird cuz I thought the pictures looked sort of old, but I just assumed he was using an Instagram filter or something. When I found out the truth, I ghosted him but he already knew about my site and now he won't leave.

Oh damn he's normally usin' pictures of Parish to catfish... that never works out well obviously! Gotta have a talk with that boy