09-09-2023, 03:32 PM
I want to be the weirdest, most eccentric old lady who has ever lived.
I will have a very large, incredibly safe luxury vehicle which will carry myself and my devilishly handsome highly paid male model acquaintances 3 blocks away to our favorite restaurant/club.
It will be bedazzled, like everything else. A troupe of other vehicles painted in Vantablack will follow in front, behind, and beside us, recording our blindingly bright automobile and our arrival.
We'll have so much of our own paparazzi that the real paparazzi won't be able to get close, all they'll get is faraway shots and sloppy seconds.
I will have a very large, incredibly safe luxury vehicle which will carry myself and my devilishly handsome highly paid male model acquaintances 3 blocks away to our favorite restaurant/club.
It will be bedazzled, like everything else. A troupe of other vehicles painted in Vantablack will follow in front, behind, and beside us, recording our blindingly bright automobile and our arrival.
We'll have so much of our own paparazzi that the real paparazzi won't be able to get close, all they'll get is faraway shots and sloppy seconds.
