Info for new members...

[somethingelseishere]

Ok, so I'm a lifelong retard which is why this next post reads the way it will.

I swear to holy double cheeseburgers that I thought the title was:

"Info for new numbers"

And I thought C-Dub done found some crazy new info about new cell phone
numbers being issued that may have possibly skewed conspiratorial. Yeah.

This is yet another in a long list of similar incidents for me. 

*long, deep sigh*