I have a pink teddybear named Mr. Happy...

[Mister Obvious]

Here is Mr. Happy...

http://www.pics.sectual.com/teddybears/MrHappy1.jpg

http://www.pics.sectual.com/teddybears/MrHappy2.JPG

Mr. Happy used to be a lot happier. Now there's a cloud that hangs in his eyes. You see, many years ago, I masturbated on Mr. Happy. I felt really bad about it so then I put him in the washing machine and dryer. When he came out, he was never the same again. That's when I learned that you never wash stuffed animals... at least the ones with 'fur'.

He looks fine... but in his eyes, I can still see the trauma. I've been trying to rehabilitate him ever since. I don't know if it was the washing machine that was so traumatic, or whether it was masturbating on him. I guess I'll never know. But my heart tells me... it was the washing machine. It was a kind of betrayal. It taught me a lesson... if you're going to masturbate on your stuffed animals, at least put a sheet over them first.

I've masturbated on Rodge plenty of times, and he's as happy as he's ever been...

Vintage Rodge:

http://www.pics.sectual.com/teddybears/r...20copy.jpg

Look how happy he is...

http://www.pics.sectual.com/teddybears/meandrodge1.JPG

http://www.pics.sectual.com/teddybears/meandrodge2.JPG

We're lovers...

I really should put a ring on it.

But he understands.