Serious question about the morality of perving out on super old dudes...

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 laying down the slicky icky on a super old dude's shriveled privates.

Hmm... unless you actually do this, he may think you're just messing with him.

So it's wrong unless you follow through with slicky/shriveled stuff... but that could be immoral too. Definitely sounds like it should be.