The algorithm has turned against them...

[Mister Obvious]

You guys I'm kidding we don't have polonium bread lol

I feel like you are an agent for sure.

Please just be more important than a sheriff or something.

I mean, depending on the specifics, I might settle.

But I am really going for FBI or higher here.

You could even be a detective in some random city, just as long as you have the title and we're both equally filled with lust.