Unstoppable Morgan: The Bitchin' Bronco

[Mister Obvious]

She mentioned starting a cleanse for the New Year, then looked something up on the internet and surmised time is fkd and it's
really only November. She then called us "Gregorian calendar mother effers".

Rofl, I've heard so many people talking about this lately. I actually 100% agree. The calendar is total BS. The "new year" starts in the spring. It only makes sense. That's why I don't take these holidays and calendar based milestones (new years, birthdays, etc.) seriously, cuz it's all totally made up anyways.