Unstoppable Morgan: The Bitchin' Bronco

[Mister Obvious]

I looked into the Brett Cooper thing again because Morgan mentioned it, and OMG, I had no idea Brett is married. She got married sometime this year apparently. It's obvious that she intends to get knocked up and start the whole enslavement to family shitshow. She's clearly retiring, because that'll totally fuck her life up. Throwing in the freedom towel at 23 like a good right wing trad-wife.

She's probably already pregnant.

https://www.reddit.com/r/BrettCooper/com...t/lxucf97/

Yup, see. I don't know (or care) fuck all about Brett Cooper, but this shit is so transparent and predictable.

Youth is a hazy veil of hormone induced insanity.

Leaving behind millions of adoring fans and shit tons of money to devote yourself to the most thankless job in the world...

*smh*

Thank God for boxed wine.

Aaaaaand boom...