All Time Favorite Figure Skaters
Dude OMG...

Ilia has a little sister named Elli Beatrice and they're forcing her to skate too.

This is their mom:



This is their dad:



There's no way in hell BOTH their kids WANTED to be friggen figure skaters.



Shit, she's about as talented as her brother is already.

But yeah, I don't think Ilia or his sister ever got informed that there are lots of options for what you can do in life, and you can do stuff other than skate.

I think they were pushed and prodded into this and have been under strict rule by both their parents to fulfill this dream for them.

Cuz their parents suck compared to them.

They must be on cloud nine just thinking their kids are the best fucking skaters ever...

Meanwhile they're gonna have to pull 12 quads in every program and have injuries out the wazoo that eventually keep them from competing at all by the time they're like 24.

It's like that warped ballet shit only worse.
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RE: All Time Favorite Figure Skaters: Brian Joubert & Oksana Baiul - by Mister Obvious - 07-21-2025, 12:17 AM



















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