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[Mister Obvious]

Meanwhile they're gonna have to pull 12 quads in every program and have injuries out the wazoo that eventually keep them from competing at all by the time they're like 24.

Feller on the crutches? That's Yuzuru Hanyu.

So I'm not trying to shame Ilia and Elli's parents, but this is what they're setting their kids up for.

Is it better than being a drug dealer or a hooker, I mean yeah probably.

But people need to take a page out of Nathan Chen's book and know when to fold 'em, take your earnings and go be a doctor or something.