THE MOON IS ANOTHER PLANET!!!!!!!!!?

[Mister Obvious]

And it's unfair that we just call it the moon. It needs a planet name.

I guess it's just "Planet Luna"...

Such a pretty name for such a menacingly close, huge fucking object that is most likely going to take us the fuck out eventually, let's be real.

Anybody who really believes the moon is drifting away from us...

I have a timeshare available, it's on the moon.